Dear Porn Industry

Some suggestions

Things We Shouldn’t Use To Pleasure Ourselves.

Toasters, definitely.

Too Bad You Missed The Real New York

As Walt Whitman said before moving to Camden, NJ

Slouching Away From Bethlehem*

For those of us not interested in Being Of Good Cheer

My Shining Debut in the Movies

Move to New York City, get in the movies. Check!

Live And Let Live

Easy, no? No.

You people mystify the fuck out of me.

All I Want For Christmas Is My Thumb.

The weird, wacky, wonderful story of the “thoe.”

Know What I Hate?

Moving videos/gifs on a page when I’m trying to read, dammit!

Writing Habits for 2020

There are numerous ways to have writing support in 2020.

Tis the holiday season and all through the land,
people are sad with no food in their hand,
the lights are all festive, people freezing outside,
piles of gifts pilled five deep for…