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The evil dead keep asking me to join them and I think I’m gonna do it
The evil dead keep asking me to join them and I think I’m gonna do it
So I’m cowering in the corner of this little mountain cabin I went to with some friends. It was supposed to be a chill trip, but now…
Alex Falcone
Oct 30, 2020
A Handy Kitchen Substitution Guide For Home Cooks
A Handy Kitchen Substitution Guide For Home Cooks
It’s always hard when you’re in the middle of making something delicious and you realize you’re out of a key ingredient. Worry no more…
Alex Falcone
Oct 20, 2020
Recently Discovered 1st Draft of Robert Frost’s “Road Not Taken”
Recently Discovered 1st Draft of Robert Frost’s “Road Not Taken”
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I — I took the one less traveled by, So much so that it is generous to even call it a road More of a…
Alex Falcone
Oct 13, 2020
The Wobbly Wheel Scam
The Wobbly Wheel Scam
Exactly one interesting thing has happened to me since the virus started: I met my first big city conman. Not socially; he was at work…
Alex Falcone
Jul 8, 2020
100% Foolproof Guide To Houseplants For Dumb People Who Think They suck at Houseplants
100% Foolproof Guide To Houseplants For Dumb People Who Think They ...
I thought skill with plants was dependent on my thumb; a green thumb was yet another cool genetic thing I missed out on like 20/20 vision…
Alex Falcone
Jun 23, 2020
NASA Rejection Letter
NASA Rejection Letter
You may recall that back in March, NASA accepted applications to their 2021 class of astronauts. I’ve been dreaming about this since I was…
Alex Falcone
Jun 17, 2020
0% Compatible With Everybody
0% Compatible With Everybody
The administration at my high school really wanted us to have more sex, I guess.
Alex Falcone
Jun 8, 2019
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