PinnedJustin GawelinSlackjawAm I The Only One At This Eating Contest Looking To Meet Someone?There was no entry fee, just a waiver with a cool skull.May 8, 20213May 8, 20213
PinnedJustin GawelinSlackjawI Will Paint The Greatest PaintingFor any impressive painting the first thing that’s always asked is: “How many nudes?”Feb 18, 20214Feb 18, 20214
Justin GawelinSlackjawAn Action Movie’s Romantic Lead Questions The Couple’s Future TogetherI don’t think we have much in common other than our ability to look attractive while sweaty.Jan 11Jan 11
Justin GawelinSlackjawThe Carnival Barker Was Way Off On My Age, Then Got Preachy About My HealthI wagered four American dollars for a prize, not a lecture.Nov 30, 20231Nov 30, 20231
Justin GawelinSlackjawThis Little Piggy Went To Boston MarketAnd many health codes were violated.Mar 21, 20231Mar 21, 20231
Justin GawelinSlackjawRule Changes For The 2022 NFL SeasonMake pro football chaste again.Sep 7, 20221Sep 7, 20221
Justin GawelinSlackjawDon’t Forget To Visit The Courthouse Gift ShopMy family member was sentenced to life without the possibility of parole, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.May 3, 20222May 3, 20222
Justin GawelinSlackjawThe Harlem Globetrotters Leaked A Sex TapeTruly, expert ball handling.Apr 25, 2022Apr 25, 2022
Justin GawelinSlackjawI Know The Menu Says No Substitutions, But Does That Still Apply If You’re Here Alone On Your…Really miscalculated what fifty-five Facebook-event “Maybes” would translate into.Mar 14, 20221Mar 14, 20221
Justin GawelinSlackjawA Game Of “Guess Who?” Ruined Our Relationship“Your person,” I paused, one of my eyebrows popping up. “Would you do them?”Jan 24, 20221Jan 24, 20221