Goodbye pumpkin spice…hello dirty Christmas tree water! — Attention white women! Just like your crippling case of herpes, pumpkin spice is back. There were, however, a couple of new seasonal drinks that didn’t make the cut this year. Introducing the “dead leaves in your yard that you told your wife you would rake up”-flavored macchiato. …

Just follow these simple rules… — You must be dressed appropriately. Not in a “no shirt, no shoes” sort of way. We mean your outfit must be the appropriate amount of hipster-ugly. That means yes to beanies, overalls, and jeans that are so ripped they’re basically unwearable. …

And no, I didn’t invent this game. — Guys! Guys, please. Can everyone just be quiet for like five minutes so I can explain the rules of this game? It’ll be fun, I swear. Okay, so basically it’s like Go-Fish meets Gin Rummy meets Solitaire. Everyone starts with seven cards, except for the dealer who starts with 35…

Because if you don’t what was it all for? — If you’ve been watching my bi-daily vlogs, you may know that I, a 25-year-old Deloitte intern, have spent the last two years preparing for the NYC Marathon. I’m writing this lengthy paragraph on Instagram to express how thankful I am for the support my friends and family have shown me…

Put yourself in his shoes — Manspreading is a legal form of disorderly conduct that women have been forced to put up with. I used to believe there was no situation where manspreading might be appropriate. I naively scorned and scolded men who so flagrantly took up double the amount of space required on public transportation. …

Jigsaw should try these instead — After watching the recent Saw movie, I realized that Jigsaw is putting way too much effort into these mind-boggling pain traps. All of his punishments look like they took months to create and consistently involve some sort of expensive heavy machinery. What the Saw franchise neglects to consider is how…

I’d give it three stars — My attractive friends and I decided to rent a cabin in the woods to escape our busy, big-city lives. I was hoping for a weekend filled with lounging by the lake, that game where you throw a tennis ball at a Velcro mitt, and absolutely no murdering of any kind…

And you would too — One of the best parts about getting a new job is being able to brag to your unemployed friends and former bosses about your achievement. If you didn’t already know, this is actually why LinkedIn was invented in the first place. A lot of people take jobs just for the…

They wanna help too… — “Hollywood’s elite has resorted to online auctioning amid the ongoing SAG-AFTRA and WGA strikes. A plethora of stars…have taken to eBay to sell off strange things in an attempt to fill the coffers for out-of-work union members picketing studios.” — New York Post In a surprising turn of events, rich…