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Slackjaw

Dating Profiles Of Coffee

Boom boom, I’ll make your heart beat

Jul 23

Dating Profiles Of Coffee

Jul 23

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Slackjaw

In The Metaverse, We’re Building A Better Fake World

Welcome to the future!

May 23

In The Metaverse, We’re Building A Better Fake World

May 23

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Slackjaw

As An Economist, I Understand The Economy Just As Well As A Non-Economist

Across my career, I have forecast the interest rate decision correctly 50% of the time. That is benchmarked in the top 50% amongst my peers.

Dec 19, 2023

As An Economist, I Understand The Economy Just As Well As A Non-Economist

Dec 19, 2023

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Frazzled

Mwahaha, I’m The Evil Genius Who Created The Kiddie Ride

Tantrums = cash!

Dec 4, 2023

Mwahaha, I’m The Evil Genius Who Created The Kiddie Ride

Dec 4, 2023

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Frazzled

Your Parental Spotify Wrapped

“Hot Potato” is your jam!

Dec 1, 2023

Your Parental Spotify Wrapped

Dec 1, 2023

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Slackjaw

A List Of Self-Improved Monsters

The Trim Reaper, Abdominal Snowman, Whywolf, Next-To-Your-Bed Monster plus more

Sep 16, 2023

A List Of Self-Improved Monsters

Sep 16, 2023

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Frazzled

The Most Relatable Episode of Bluey Yet

BLUEY (characteristically upbeat V.O.): This episode of Bluey is called ‘Tantrum’.

Aug 11, 2023

The Most Relatable Episode of Bluey Yet

Aug 11, 2023

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Slackjaw

This Algorithmically Optimized Mindfulness App Makes You Feel Much Better

Good morning. Welcome back to the free version of Mindful-Nice!, your personalized and algorithmically optimized mindfulness app.

Jun 11, 2023

This Algorithmically Optimized Mindfulness App Makes You Feel Much Better

Jun 11, 2023

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Slackjaw

Your Color Theory Is Impressive, But At This Design Studio We Only Ever Wear Black

What we wear speaks volumes about our professional product. Black has connotations with sleekness, refinement, and well-fringed emos.

Jan 7, 2023

Your Color Theory Is Impressive, But At This Design Studio We Only Ever Wear Black

Jan 7, 2023

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Slackjaw

Outta My Way Pipsqueak, I’m The Hectic Middle-Aged Parkour Dude In The Kid’s Playground

What’s that four-year-old Freddy? You’re wondering what a frantic 43-year-old bro is doing in the kids’ playground at peak hour on a…

Dec 10, 2022

Outta My Way Pipsqueak, I’m The Hectic Middle-Aged Parkour Dude In The Kid’s Playground

Dec 10, 2022

Angus Duffin

Angus Duffin

Humor writer with appearances in McSweeney’s, Points in Case, Weekly Humorist, Slackjaw, and elsewhere | angusduffin.com

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