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The new Marmite ad is basically sock puppet p*rn

How did they allow this on TV?

Oct 19, 2023

A sock puppet licks Marmite off the finger of another

Oct 19, 2023

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Talking animal movies need to stop

When will Hollywood learn?

Aug 14, 2023

Talking animal movies need to stop

Aug 14, 2023

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Check out the new ‘Self-destructive’ Barbie range

Featuring Dehydrated Barbie and Social Media Junkie Barbie!

Aug 3, 2023

Check out the new ‘Self-destructive’ Barbie range

Aug 3, 2023

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The real reason I’m excited to see the Barbie movie

It’s not about the doll… it’s the Director

Jul 20, 2023

The real reason I’m excited to see the Barbie movie

Jul 20, 2023

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Why I’m a city gal

Or rather, why I’m NOT a country girl

Jun 24, 2023

Why I’m a city gal

Jun 24, 2023

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Sleep on the job: a lazy person’s guide to working from home

Maximise productivity without trying very hard

Apr 21, 2023

Sleep on the job: a lazy person’s guide to working from home

Apr 21, 2023

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Probably the creepiest date I’ve been on

Some men are so out of touch with reality

Apr 15, 2023

Probably the creepiest date I’ve been on

Apr 15, 2023

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The Colugo: flying lemurs that aren’t flying lemurs at all

This bizarre animal is as confused as we are!

Apr 11, 2023

The Colugo: flying lemurs that aren’t flying lemurs at all

Apr 11, 2023

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The Easter Bunny’s 10 biggest pet peeves

I have feelings too, ya know!

Apr 6, 2023

The Easter Bunny’s 10 biggest pet peeves

Apr 6, 2023

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Do you fear falling into the sky?

This is for people who suffer from Casadastraphobia

Apr 3, 2023

Do you fear falling into the sky?

Apr 3, 2023

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Dee Vortex

I write stuff to make you laugh and get your "that's totally relatable" senses tingling. Indie films and weird animals are my passion too.

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