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Published inSlackjawMeet Greg Clarke, The Artist Behind This Iconic Movie Ratings PosterAn internet rabbit hole led me to the visionary behind my favorite movie ratings poster.Feb 2816Feb 2816
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Published inSlackjawHow To Be Adorable When Someone Is Genuinely Hurting Your FeelingsThis no-stress guide helps you go from “wow, that hurt,” to “wow, that hurt, but I made my bully smile!”Sep 13, 202418Sep 13, 202418
Published inSlackjawA Dog Critiques Iconic Movie ScenesPulp Fiction: The barking man eats the frightened guy’s hamburger and throws the table. No one yells “BAD!”Aug 9, 202415Aug 9, 202415
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