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Rules of Etiquette for Our Ladies of Grise-Grays Township Knitting & Sewing Circle

Please wear seemly attire. Ladies, this means all skirts should fall below the knee.

Oct 21, 2022

Balls of colorful yarn.

Oct 21, 2022

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What Kind of Fruit are You?

Take the Quiz!

Jul 28, 2020

What Kind of Fruit are You?

Jul 28, 2020

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I Want to Visit Canada, Where the Men Without Hats Dance in Safety

I want to visit that Canada of hatless men.

Jun 30

A conga line of safety pins clipped together

Jun 30

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How To Draw Stuff: Part 2— Drawing a Foot

For our next lesson, we will learn how to draw the Foot. What you must understand about feet, from an artistic standpoint, is that they are…

May 16, 2023

A young artist at work, contemplating Life

May 16, 2023

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Daily Itinerary of a Lindt Master Chocolatier

6:05 AM: Awaken PASSION for chocolate by yodeling throatily at the sunrise.

Apr 7, 2023

Broken squares of Lindt milk chocolate.

Apr 7, 2023

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I Yelled at Inanimate Objects for One Week

Here’s What It Taught Me about Genghis Khan

Mar 21, 2023

A flamboyant man yells at a telephone.

Mar 21, 2023

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Doorbell Code

My Completely Reasonable Rules for Ringing my Doorbell

Mar 14, 2023

A doorbell

Mar 14, 2023

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The Toad Hollow Mystery

“We gotta make a podcast about this!” said Gretchen Meecham, co-host of the Naked! Dead! Killer! StabStabStab! Murder! Podcast.

Mar 6, 2023

A black toad with orange eyes poses in some woodland.

Mar 6, 2023

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I Am Being Pressured into Drinking Coffee Even Though I Loathe Coffee

Why would I put that anywhere near my mouth, how-dare-you?

Feb 15, 2023

A hand is holding up a disposable coffee cup with the word “NO” written on it.

Feb 15, 2023

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My Puss

With apologies to Awkwafina

Jan 30, 2023

A black and white cat is posing suggestively with her hind leg lifted.

Jan 30, 2023

Sarah Totton

Sarah Totton

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Sarah Totton writes comedy and snorgles small mammals. Her debut humor collection, Quirks & Super-Quirks, is out now.

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