My date and I were chilling outside the restaurant enjoying our third get-together. We just finished eating and the mood was on point. I knew it was time to break out the “game changer.”
Swat Guy: POLICE. OPEN UP
Me: FUCK YOU
“DON’T MAKE ME COME IN THERE”
Swat Guy 2: *softly* that’s not what we say
SG: o yeah
Me: Excuse me mam. Do y’all offer any gluten free options?
Waitress: O you think this gluten is FREE?
Me: Huh. No. I have celiac..
Waitress: We WORK for our gluten here.
Walking into the local bar was probably one of the most tense things I’ve done this week.
Being plagued at my apartment by odd noises and stirrings throughout the week really unsettled me. Each night I get out of bed to check, there seemed to be a shadowy figure…
These tactics will make you popular in a bad way.
“Would you wipe up what looks like an oil slick off the table” asked the customer.
Chef Duck:
Fellow Rue Renegade Readers,
Here are some ~1 minute reads you might have missed over the week:
Cooking on Good Morning America
No Gluten Is Free