Adult Etiquette 101

Tidbits From a Fake Serial Socialite.

5 More Things to Give Up If You Want to Be Successful

Avoid becoming the personification of failure.

Letters of the deceased.

After his funeral my father, who was ever so recently deceased, asked me to attend to his things. I was to be an…

No shit Sherlock, Blue Collar Workers Are Really Going Down

A Life Devoid of Magic…

I’m back at work for the first day in… it’s too early to count, but it’s been at least 2 weeks, I think. Is an exact…

Trump Declares Himself King of England

While Queen Elizabeth II recovers from a cold, President-elect Donald Trump has announced he’ll take over the British monarchy next week.

A Picture Overview of Medium’s Top Stories in 2016. Here’s what we loved…

Supreme Court: Murder Justified If Victim Used Your Alarm as Ringtone

What it was like to stay sober on New Year’s Eve

LEAKED: Inauguration Performances!

Strange Fruit on the Vine

Ten years of trading my data for great apps

My worry-wonder relationship with Google

Come Child, Won’t You Yoga with Me?

“Yoga was developed many years ago, but I have perused several…

New year, same lies

I’m not a fan of new year’s resolutions. Frankly I think it’s an excuse for laziness. That in order for a person to want to…

Mrs. Nukus Ready to Go By “Old Widow Nukus”

Mrs. Elvira Nukus told the town of Norwalk, Tennessee on Friday that it could start…