The Money I Want to Give Medium

My Latest Plea to Make Medium the LiveJournal of 2002

Love this article.

$12 a month seems like a lot of money to me. I’m not sure I would sign up for that. For one thing, I hate…

How Winston Wolfe Gets Along in Corporate America

This Weak in Politics Vol. LVII

January 5, 2017

Why you can’t BE YOURSELF in India!

“Just be yourself!” they said.

“But don’t do that!” they also said.

Nihilist-Narcissist Resolutions

Take and post more selfies. Work on perfecting the best angle for maximum youth/mainstream beauty.

Woman Waitlisted by The League Settles for Safety Dating App

I never forwarded those chain emails 10 years ago so now I’m prepared to die

Forward this to 15 of your closest friends in the next 7 minutes and your crush will ask you out. If you don’t forward this a…

Best Reviews of Amazon Bullshit, Pt. 1

Amazon sells a lot of bullshit. These are a couple of my favorite reviews.

Fuck resolutions. Just do your best.

We did it. Maybe the morning after was a little rougher than expected, but New Years Eve is…

Words. Weapons. War

A story in three parts

The Event

I Retro-ed 2016… Here are My Awesome Takeaways for 2017

Using the Start, Stop and Continue method

@realDonaldTrump, Punctuate THIS!

Anyone else finding the 45th president’s punctuation utterly exhausting?

Babies are just people who haven’t fucked up yet

GOP Vows to Replace Obamacare with Arsenic and Bloodletting