US Presidents ranked on how much I’d want to bang them

A well-researched presidential commentary

In Final Act As President, Obama Institutes Sharia Law

Obama, Manchurian Candidate, deploys black militias in black helicopters to take away whites’ guns.

My cover letter for the CEO gig over at Lands’ End.

To whom it may concern…

Trump Blames Low Inauguration Turnout on Hillary’s Emails

New commander-in-chief tweeted supporters to “join me at my inauguration on January 28"

Hey, Sarah, Can I Borrow Your Will to Live For the March Tomorrow?

Hey Sarah, I’m leaving for the march tomorrow and I was wondering if I could ask a huge favor? I’m currently fighting the overriding compulsion to pull the pin on a soviet-era grenade and throw it down my fucking…

The Strong Woman, the Vulnerable Woman, the Woman

Inauguration D-Day: Donald Voldemort Trump is President

Screen Shot: an Inaugural Poem

Poetry is where you find it.

What I Wish I Could Hear from Carrie Fisher Today

A moment of righteous indignation from General Leia

They Pick On You Because They Like You

An Open Letter To My Niece

Before Leaving Office, Obama Grants Michelle Anonymity, Clinton Leadership, Warren Accountability, Biden Amtrak

How I’m Celebrating Inauguration

Because the only fight they win is the one we quit

America, Today

Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story. Hamlet could be told from Polonius’s point of view and called The Tragedy of…

Tiffany Trump Calls Her Senator to Ask for Inauguration Tickets

An Open Letter to D.C. Protestors

Dear incompetent hoodlums,

Eric Trump Shows Up At Innauguration In “Federal Boobie Inspector” T-shirt

Dad Offers Pointed Criticism of Obama: “He Should’ve Focused More on Jobs, Less on Who Got to Use Which Bathroom”

What Type Of Bird Are You?

Find out what type of bird you are.

Timely Cocktails for Inauguration Parties

1. Rumbama: Mix one part Kraken Black Spiced Rum with three parts Coca-Cola. Drink with a…

Signs of the Times

I will be going to a march on Saturday to express my dissatisfaction with the new U.S. President and his administration. I suspect that some others will be going also. 60,000 people have signed up to come to Boston Common.

Trump’s Full Inauguration Transcript

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