It’s Almost Halloween, Sluts!

get your costumes now.

Halloween is finally coming.

Halloween!

A time of seasonal celebration and cultural traditions, for the entire family. Like, making caramel apples to commemorate…

Boat in Distress!

Or how to effectively introduce your offspring to the world of antidiarrheal…

How to Fall in Love With Your Best Friend

A Guide

1. Notice every adorable mannerism he has, and then dwell upon all of them. You know the ones I mean. Like how he calls you kitten dotingly. And how he sometimes half smiles at you with this coy look in his eyes. Or…

I’m just a girl, begging a total stranger to behave like a human being.

Trials and Tribulations of…

A continued rant on Restaurant Reservations.

Why planning ahead, and with your head, are both important.

Why?

Why do you think that it’s totally cool to show up at 9:30PM on a Saturday night with 11 of your…

The “.” 

Well, it’s that time again. Yes, that time. That time when you go from an overly emotional drunk to a laughing hyena in a matter of seconds…

Black Man Forced To Back Of Elevator

ATLANTA, GA — After leaving his corner office on the top floor of the Coca-Cola headquarters…

BREAKING: Government Shut Down Clock Shuts Down, Government Continues