The truth behind Chip ‘n’ Dale

This backstory is known by few, as the brighter side of the chipmunks’ careers has cast it into shadow.

Prelude

How not to suck at karaoke

Because you’re not just hurting yourself — you’re hurting others

If Rappers Were Copywriters

More documents would be written with bullets.

It’s Almost Halloween, Sluts!

get your costumes now.

Halloween is finally coming.

Halloween!

A time of seasonal celebration and cultural traditions, for the entire family. Like, making caramel apples to commemorate…

8 Reason to Go Boy Crazy in Your Twenties

1. Men are beautiful. In all their forms. There are literally billions of them out there for the admiring, so why not embrace it? From the bearded fellow you see at the coffee shop every morning to the “too young for me but I just can’t help it” guy who…

Girl Uses Middle Name as Last Name on Facebook to Prevent Rape or Something

Attempts to Set Up a Date with My Air Conditioning Repairman’s Daughter

When you choose Super Cool Sergei A/C, scheduling may be difficult

Alternate Endings to ‘Dexter’

The series finale was a joke. Here are some better ways to conclude the…

Synopses From An Imaginary Sitcom Based Loosely on My Life