Three Porn Documentaries (2008-2013)

I saw three documentaries about a six billion dollar industry. Bigger than music, and bigger in…

23 Surprising Facts about George Carlin 

From the interview ebook, “Conversations with Carlin: An In-Depth Discussion with George Carlin about Life, Sex, Death, Drugs, Comedy, Words, and so much more.”

182 Days of HellJoy: How to Survive the First Six Months of Parenthood

Step #1: Never Read Articles…

Kim and Kanye Take Paris

I take apart the #KimyeWedding

True to form, Kim Kardashian spent the days leading up to her Saturday nuptials to Kanye West competing with the scenery in a series of viral outfit changes.

How to drive them mad

creative ways to discreetly-irritate people you love!

You can take the boy out of Brooklyn…But you can’t take Brooklyn out of the boy.

15 Reasons You’ll…

Interview With A Christian Porn Star

A Faux Interview

How to Negotiate with Terrorists

And by “terrorists,” I’m referring to real estate agents in San…

Nudity

Reflections on avoiding that state

Sometimes I Wish Life Was Simpler And All I Had To Worry About Was Feeding My Family