Letters to My Daughter’s Future Therapist

*And a gift certificate to a sporting goods store for my son

Tomas (James Palumbo, 2009)

I don’t read much modern fiction but I recently read a debut novel by someone I used to work with. I’d call…

Paint Wars: The Epic Saga

A tale of man-weeping, bruises, and crotch towels

Are you taking pictures of your food? Really??

A story of aversion and redemption

Baby Talk

It’s Got To Mean Something

I was sitting on a beach with my 1-year-old niece when a crab crawled past us. I pointed and she looked, and then let loose a sound I have not heard since. It was the sound that Donald Duck might make if he stubbed his toe. She took the air…

The Idea

I had a concept that was going to reshape the lives of millions.

Noise and Signals

How iPhone proliferation gave birth to Beats

Apples and nakedness

Both pose problems in my life.

Congrats Mr. & Mrs. West!… but Seriously Jaden?!