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Definitions of Adult Concepts According to a Child
Definitions of Adult Concepts According to a Child
A play in six scenes
Kate Brennan
Aug 6
After Playing Magic The Gathering with You, a Child, I Have Concluded That My Life Is a Lie and I…
After Playing Magic The Gathering with You, a Child, I Have Concluded That My Life Is a Lie and I…
Hey Buddy. Yeah, I’d be happy to play your little Magic game.
Dave Goldstein
Aug 5
Navigating the Contradictions of Tweenhood
Navigating the Contradictions of Tweenhood
I’m in the era of baby dolls and lip gloss
Jordan Lubov
Aug 2
NEW JOB POSTING: Seeking Mothers for Toxic Work Environment
NEW JOB POSTING: Seeking Mothers for Toxic Work Environment
Apply today!
Alexis Tai
Aug 1
Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices
Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices
“It was the end of a long day, and even though I knew better, it just slipped out,” said Sharon, a 31-year-old mother of two, in reference…
Andrew Knott
May 18, 2019
FAQs About The Vampire In Your Child’s Preschool Class
FAQs About The Vampire In Your Child’s Preschool Class
Together, we will celebrate diversity
Lindsay Hameroff
May 17, 2021
Father “Kind of Bummed” He Didn’t Receive Praise From Strangers While Grocery Shopping With His…
Father “Kind of Bummed” He Didn’t Receive Praise From Strangers While Grocery Shopping With His…
As the dad of three children under age five, Jason had become accustomed to strangers showering him with praise for performing mundane…
Andrew Knott
May 16, 2019
Report: Local Mom Has Four Nights to Self, Squanders Every Second
Report: Local Mom Has Four Nights to Self, Squanders Every Second
Mom: “I fantasized for weeks leading up to my ‘me time’ and then I crumbled under the weight of my expectations.”
Lora Straub Brocone
Jan 12
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Tips for Poorly Explaining the Brat Pack to Your Adult Kids
Who forgot to teach them this?
Stacey Curran
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I Survived a Playdate with a Wild Child
It might be relevant to note the wild child is mine
Amarie Skrip
Jul 30
My First Flight Alone with My Children Was a Painful Experience
My First Flight Alone with My Children Was a Painful Experience
And I have the teeth marks to prove it
Lisa Hides
Jul 29
The Unexpected Perks of Having a Baby
The Unexpected Perks of Having a Baby
They’re more than just snuggly and cute
Amarie Skrip
Jul 26
Climate Change Turned My Daughter into a Child-Cursing Prodigy
Climate Change Turned My Daughter into a Child-Cursing Prodigy
She’s a swearing savant
Leslie McLemore II
Jul 25
How to Relax and Enjoy the Summer Vibe When You’re a Parent
How to Relax and Enjoy the Summer Vibe When You’re a Parent
And, remember, stress will KILL YOU!!!
Lily Hirsch
Jul 24
I’m a Father From Six Decades Ago and I’m Worried That Mattel’s See ‘n Say Technology Is Moving Too…
I’m a Father From Six Decades Ago and I’m Worried That Mattel’s See ‘n Say Technology Is Moving Too…
Hold your horses… and cows
Nick Gregory
Jul 23
Thank You, My Child, Though The Pleasure Seems Yours
Thank You, My Child, Though The Pleasure Seems Yours
Declining birth rates are making more sense to me
M. Nathan Robinson
Jul 22
Simple Books to Read to Your Children at Every Stage of Life
Simple Books to Read to Your Children at Every Stage of Life
Because the “Everybody Poops” format works for so many more of life’s parenting challenges
Kyrie Gray
Jul 19
I Had to Abandon My Family to Coordinate Snacks for My Daughter’s Baseball Team
I Had to Abandon My Family to Coordinate Snacks for My Daughter’s Baseball Team
Trying to get the parents to agree on a snack ruined me
Richie Zaborowske
Jul 18
How My Middle School Education Prepared Me for Facing the Challenges of Toddlerhood
How My Middle School Education Prepared Me for Facing the Challenges of Toddlerhood
Turns out all those annoying memorization exercises weren’t completely useless after all
Amarie Skrip
Jul 18
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