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Greener Pastures Magazine
Greener Pastures is a comedy and satire site run by a bunch of writers obsessed with out-writing, out-joking and out-funnying each other.
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Christmas
Kegan Witzki
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Dec 14, 2023
Humor
Christmas Elf on the Shelf Hates Being By Himself
Dr. Folklore’s Dating Advice for Mythical Folks (№83)
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Chelsea Resnick
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Dec 12, 2023
On the 13th Day of Christmas, My True Love Got on My Last Nerve
Birds and people — these gifts suck.
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Rachel Marsh
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Dec 9, 2022
Humor
7 Christmas Treats That Really Should Be Available Year-Round
8 if you count
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Nat Hrvatin
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Dec 17, 2021
HUMOR
Quiz: Are You a Frosty Bitch or Frosty the Snowman?
Do you make children run…
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John Sandbach
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Dec 17, 2021
World War Tree: A Christmas Canard
A Timeline of the Battles Fought in The War on Christmas
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Kegan Witzki
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Dec 16, 2021
Humor
Krampus Fears His Future Child Will Be Too Naughty (Or Nice)
Dr. Folklore’s Dating Advice for Mythical Folks (№54)
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Katherine Bellantone
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Dec 15, 2021
Humor
The HOHO of Yule
Just a drunk, 36 year old narcissist who smells disgusting and
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Freeman Scott
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Dec 14, 2021
HAPPY HOLIDAYS
Bite Me, Martha Stewart
Got drunk, ruined dinner, rewrote this classic…
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Brendan O'Brien
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Dec 11, 2021
Humor
’Tis the Season for Depression
It’s beginning to look like the end
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Kegan Witzki
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Dec 9, 2021
Humor
A Yeti and the Rocky Relationship with Her Abducted Husband
Dr. Folklore’s Dating Advice for Mythical Folks (№53)
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