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Greener Pastures Magazine
Greener Pastures is a comedy and satire site run by a bunch of writers obsessed with out-writing, out-joking and out-funnying each other.
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Alexis Tai
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Jan 5
Humor
How the Grinch Tried to Steal Our Second Amendment Rights
“I must find some way…
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Chelsea Resnick
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Dec 12, 2023
On the 13th Day of Christmas, My True Love Got on My Last Nerve
Birds and people — these gifts suck.
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Kegan Witzki
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Dec 2, 2023
Humor
🎄’Tis the Season To Write Jolly 🎄
Holiday Humor Zoom Sprint this December 5th!
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Rachel Marsh
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Dec 9, 2022
Humor
7 Christmas Treats That Really Should Be Available Year-Round
8 if you count
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Mary E. McCartney
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Dec 3, 2022
Hallmark Introduces Its Year-Round Holiday Movie Lineup for 2023
Because Christmas Is Not the Only
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Anna Jadow
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Nov 15, 2022
Humor
Hire Us to Outfit Your Parents’ House as an Escape Room Before the Holidays, so You Can Flee
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Kegan Witzki
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Dec 18, 2021
Humor
Happy Holidays from Greener Pastures Magazine!
Wishing you all a safe holiday…
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John Sandbach
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Dec 17, 2021
World War Tree: A Christmas Canard
A Timeline of the Battles Fought in The War on Christmas
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Katherine Bellantone
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Dec 15, 2021
Humor
The HOHO of Yule
Just a drunk, 36 year old narcissist who smells disgusting and
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Freeman Scott
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Dec 14, 2021
HAPPY HOLIDAYS
Bite Me, Martha Stewart
Got drunk, ruined dinner, rewrote this classic…
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