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Greener Pastures Magazine
Greener Pastures is a comedy and satire site run by a bunch of writers obsessed with out-writing, out-joking and out-funnying each other.
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Jul 22
How Could Something Like This Happen in a Country Where Something Like This Happens Every Day?
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Jul 16
The End of the Platform-Formerly-Known-as-Twitter: Found Extracts from a Survivor’s Diary
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Emily Cerrito
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Jul 11
I Am a Local Politician and I Need to Ask You For Money. Again.
I am eternally in crisis
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Jul 9
A Letter From Head of PR to CEO of Dawn Dish Soap
We have a problem…
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Joe Sanders
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Jul 3
Refuting Recent Claims Made Against Origami Furniture
More unsubstantiated claims from a desperate…
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Kristine Laco
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Jul 2
Our Household’s Weekly Banana Standoff — Not a Penis Story
A six-inch banana is all a woman needs
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James Klein
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Jun 27
Your Teenager’s Customer Help Line
Your teenager will be with you whenever they feel like it
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Gail Gauthier
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Jun 25
Things I Don’t Want to Hear from My Hiking Group
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Kara Panzer
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Jun 18
The Barbie Monologue, in Other Movies
It’s impossible to be
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Emily Holi
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Jun 13
Your Monthly Explanation of Benefits, Courtesy of Lady Whistledown
When it comes to life’s simple…
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