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Cassie Soliday
Jul 13
I Am a Local Politician and I Need to Ask You For Money. Again.
I Am a Local Politician and I Need to Ask You For Money. Again.
I am eternally in crisis
Emily Cerrito
Jul 11
A Letter From Head of PR to CEO of Dawn Dish Soap
A Letter From Head of PR to CEO of Dawn Dish Soap
We have a problem…
Brian Buseck
Jul 9
Refuting Recent Claims Made Against Origami Furniture
Refuting Recent Claims Made Against Origami Furniture
More unsubstantiated claims from a desperate upholstery industry.
Joe Sanders
Jul 3
Our Household’s Weekly Banana Standoff — Not a Penis Story
Our Household’s Weekly Banana Standoff — Not a Penis Story
A six-inch banana is all a woman needs
Kristine Laco
Jul 2
Your Teenager’s Customer Help Line
Your Teenager’s Customer Help Line
Your teenager will be with you whenever they feel like it
James Klein
Jun 27
Things I Don’t Want to Hear from My Hiking Group
Things I Don’t Want to Hear from My Hiking Group
We should consider hiking in silence.
Gail Gauthier
Jun 25
The Barbie Monologue, in Other Movies
The Barbie Monologue, in Other Movies
It’s impossible to be
Kara Panzer
Jun 18
Your Monthly Explanation of Benefits, Courtesy of Lady Whistledown
Your Monthly Explanation of Benefits, Courtesy of Lady Whistledown
When it comes to life’s simple pleasures, there is nothing quite like the sweet-scented smell of success. By all accounts, you have not…
Emily Holi
Jun 13
My Response To the People Saying I’ll Appreciate My Baby Face When I’m Older
My Response To the People Saying I’ll Appreciate My Baby Face When I’m Older
I Don’t Wanna Hear About “Later” When My Baby Face Is Causing Me Problems Right Now!
Justin Avery Smith
Jun 11
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