Fashion

An Apology Letter to Birkenstocks

For too long I denied how wonderful you were for the sake of fashion

I’m Begging You All, Please Let 1990s Fashion Stay Dead

An Open Letter to Generation Z

Reminder From Your Gym: Women’s Navels Should Remain Covered

But men’s tank tops without sides are…

A Painfully Accurate Catalogue of the Clothing Left Behind in Every Childhood Bedroom

Ten Plausible Reasons Why Women’s Clothing Lacks Pockets

Fashion is fickle but our desire for pockets…

Everything You Need for Your Stunning Praire-Core Dorm

Laura Ingalls Wilder would be jealous of this one-room cabin

I, Your Bra, Have Some Demands That Must Be Met

You were so happy to get rid of me but now the tables…

Misunderstood Innovators

Ignore the haters and follow your dreams

3300 B.C. — Ötzi, the…

I Can’t Believe You Threw Me, Your Loyal Sparkly Shirt, Into This Donation Box

“I don’t belong in here…

No — Your Mustache Doesn’t Look Good

We didn’t say anything about the fake glasses, but now you’ve…