Note: Scarlet Meyer is a writer and a comedian. All opinions expressed here are her own, so follow at your own risk! I hear she’s really weird!
Does meeting strangers make you nervous?
I am born without sight. My first sensations of the world consist only of what I…
On one Sunday when you’re making your “famous” pancakes and she starts a conversation using first names, brace yourself. She will start by saying “she’s not happy” because she’s too…
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the…
People say the first year of marriage is the hardest. But from my experience, the first year of marriage wasn’t nearly as hard as they say it should be.
My dear Bachelor Nation,
Once in a while, we’re blessed with something truly remarkable. And on the first day of 2018, Sir Christopher Harrison hath gifted…
As we step into our first few days of 2018 I have a taken a few moments to reflect on my…
It started out easy, breezy like a lovely spring day. Full of promise and hope, a fresh scent of a beginning for something grand in the air. We had never met, but I was sure, I knew enough. I was madly in love. Come what may.
I spent my days in hidingTo eliminate all pain.But I felt my future sliding,For I never made a gain.
and why we should re-think them.
Our relationship was rocky, something was missing. It hadn’t been the same since we both left school for…
Your bodyclamps to minelike a magnetor an electric eel.
A short letter to my six-year old.
I’m going to buy an old typewriter to send you covert messages while you’re fast asleep
A short story
The first time he took the medication, he thought he was going to die.
includebeginning the New Year with pack of cigarettes and smoking them one after the other until your lungssend you a resignation letter
Block phone numbers, Instagram accounts, arteries, doorways, highways, bus…
Let me tell you a story about two lovers — Narak and Kitten. They’re star crossed lovers in a sense…
Men are simple creatures, or at least in our own minds. We want to Fix, Fight and F — and not…
“Do you think that woman is beautiful?”
A Smart Woman’s Guide to a Successful Marriage
(Pt. 2 to Why is Marriage Hard?)
After reading my last article, a friend texted me and said “You’re too smart to be married — that’s the problem.” That gave me a good laugh and inspiration for the title of this piece, thanks MH.
Carrying a mug of coffee, I walk in on her just as she is squirting, pulling the Hitachi away from her clit. Her hands scrunch up the sheets under her and her legs are spread. Her head lifts and her breasts heave as she breathes quick breaths, screaming, “Oh Fuck! Oh FUCK! OH Fuuuuck!!!” She looks over…
Sometimes, though I’m not supposed
to know, I feel such a deep and timeless
ache that I’m certain my heart has
been alive for centuries.
serendipity é uma palavra que significa uma descoberta ao acaso. também é o título de um filme que me fez pensar por horas se a vida é só…
Go watch Good Will Hunting to fully appreciate the context of this image.
Can you love if you were never loved?Believe if you were never believed?
2017 was such a fulfilling year. God surprised me in so many ways . My heart is full and I’m grateful for this new year. If you haven’t yet, please follow @sheatribe ✨ We’ve got so many exciting plans for you in 2018.
Some excerpts from my diary from 2017 : •
“I am so afraid of disappointing the people I love, I often forget that I am someone I love too. And I need kindness just as much as I believe the people I love do.” – Nikita Gill.
Inhale.
I have spent the first day of 2018 in much the same way that I spent the last day of 2017. I’ve been processing…
On November 19, 2017 I decided to get baptized. Actually, let’s back up. To like 2005. When I was much younger, I got…
2/1/2018
I’ve had a hundred ways of viewing love.
Last week I had a catch up with my friends. We were laughing and talking, discussing little by…
The Italian expression botta di culo, funnily interpreted by Google Translate as Ass Bang or Ass Blow, in…
these are all good points — I’d like to add that everything is dependent on the exact situation — sometimes it feels good, sometimes it doesn’t…
Self-Centerdness or God-Centeredness.
We had lived together about a month when we went to KY Lab Rescue to look at a black labradoodle named “Stevie.” When we got there, we were told his real name was Einstein, but they already had one listed with that name on the website. He was the only ‘doodle’ they had, and he BOLTED out the door…
We don’t know what’s real. I’m sure there are those that disagree with me; I’d probably…
You were so proud of your 20/20 vision. “I’m perfect,” you preened, your irises refracting hazel in the winter-morning sun. The crinkle of your eyes said it was a joke, but secretly, I saw it, too.
When I confessed you’d been drawing mine, you looked at me with new eyes.
‘One day I will become what you wanted me to become. I will be losing all my flaws and wearing the essence of love you gave me every…
If it were of my body,I’d drink sand and quench my thirst.But it is my soul,that longs for your love.There are a thousand things,that I want…
let’s get to it right away… I have a cute coffee shop calling my name, but I also know it’s hard for me to get out of bed unless I finish my tasks for the day, so let’s start by at least finishing this one [lol because i’m only finishing this way later than when i originally intended]
Ohi! We are so excited to be ringing in the new year with a new blog. And, more importantly, we look forward to Ohi being THE…
Things have changed in the last fifty years.
Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
Every December, I spent a great deal of time thinking about what to focus on for the next 365 days — it becomes my motto. It’s a tradition going back a decade, and over the years it’s become a major guiding force. It sets the tone, it rules my decision making. It’s often instrumental in how I…
I wasn’t expecting him. He was a surprise. He flew through the ether and into my world and opened my eyes, my hearing, my heart…
A raven rapped thrice on my door Warning me of those things beforeNow that I am all begunAt the edge where shadows engulf…
I couldn’t sleep. I tried and tried, but the pressure of January flippity first began to suffocate me the longer I laid in bed. Eventually the need to face this won out.
I have always been a planner. I visualize. I like to see what is ahead of me, so I know the right path to…
(Since 2007)
This morning I woke up day dreaming about foreign lands.
I wrote this a year and a half ago and found it on my computer recently. It’s a little window back into the word I inhabited…
It’s January 2nd. I wade out of my heavily blanketed bed half asleep like a mermaid rising from waves to find the shore, find her legs. Then her slippers. The house is cold; we sleep with the heat turned low. I amble into the…
This is what I want: bread. And I want it to be warm. Warm, and golden, with lines running through the top of it. Good bread that crunches when you bite into it, that reveals itself soft. Soft, and warm, warmed ideally in a panini press — leaving it just the right amount of charred.
I tend not to think about what the New Year holds in store for me. Rather, I hold my glass up to honour those people who have…
Lending a helping hand
Yeah war nanaman but I have something to tell you mylove. Baby,I want you to know that since the day we met I’ve fallen deeply in love with you. There are no words to express the gratitude I feel in my heart that you came into my life, and how you make every day so special. You…
New ideas to make,
purpose for living
I have followed paths that are tighter than my imagination. I fallen through the cracks of my thoughts, I have…
2017 is the year I fell in love again.
Sono un ragazzo di 25 anni, con un abbonamento a Netflix, che rinnoverei a vita, che considero qualcosa di fantastico.
Tonight I drove down to Beach Road.
If you aren’t, get your ass to work.
Within reason, someone will always have the chance to attract someone else.
People seem to think I have OCD. Honestly I understand how they came to that realization. I subtly put it out there. Unfortunately I couldn’t say why it is I do such things. I had to let people come to the realization themselves. People might have figured it out by now, others maybe haven’t. So now…
(This post was originally published on barrymorisse.com)
Call me a lazy bum, but I love to take a mid afternoon nap under a fluffy throw of some type. Our cats like to…
I smiled down at the small black box sitting on our kitchen counter. I picked it up, cradling it in my hands as I gently opened it, looking down at the shining silver and sparkling diamonds of Sara’s engagement ring. Still gazing down at it, I reached over to…
Here’s me writing, Filling in notes and paragraphs as it comes, Documenting emotions as they come.
From day 1 I couldn’t sleep at night. I watched the pain only in your eyes, you didn’t say much, wouldn’t say much. Immediately I recalled when you told me “be very scared when I don’t say anything, that’s when I’m really gone”…
I don’t know how it happened
You know, anime is the door for me to feel like a new person.
I hate how anime is dissed worldwide. It’s just like telling others a flavour of ice cream tastes bad just cause its too sweet for you. For all you know, it may be the one another’s been looking for.
The snow’s curtain opens up to ashen brown alone.
My life consists of observations about life, love, about men and women. I would like…
I don’t know if I should be embarrassed to admit this or not, but I have scoured the internet for passive…
There’s a part of me that will always love the morning. The blue sky, the sound of the bird, the cold weather, and the feeling I get that can not be explained in words.
Morning often reminds me of my childhood memories. How I always took a bath in the early morning and got myself…
Te he contado que abrazarte era sentirme en casa, como en un hogar amplio donde poder extender mis sueños, mis alas. Sentir el latir de tu corazón me provocaba suspiros largos y no quería irme. Nunca quise irme.
Compartir el futuro de nuestras vidas juntos fue lo más lindo que sucedió en…
INTRODUCTION:Americans claim to have a natural instinct to help others who are unable to help themselves. In many cases, when charity and fundraising events arise, the average human will take give what they have and offer it as a sign of assistance. But are those gestures enough? Whenever…
I could feel all the kisses you gave to her, the air she made you breath
It’s almost like I could feel your hidden tears, stiking to my fingers
It’s all in your head, they said
“The Lord is my rock, my fortress, and my deliverer, my God, my rock where I seek refuge, my shield and…
Swaying with each shadowI lose another me. where does the Lotus belong-waves or murky depths beneath?
I pick apart poems like petals from peonies, prying every precious drop of prior knowledge from the purest of people. Probably because passionate words pull at my particles and prod me to progress forward. I am a product of unkept promises and proper manners, so pardon me for pausing under peer pressure…
You broke my heart, and I felt nothing at all. Yet I knew pieces in me had fallen off the shelf. I knew things in me were broken but for some reason I just couldn’t feel, not even through the words I’ve spoken. I just wanted to heal. Cause you, had hurt me so badly, everything in me became numb.. choosing not to be…
I do not get angry. Do not be judgemental and assume that I am an inherently good person. I do not get angry because nobody is going to come after me, following me wherever I storm out in anger, to persuade me.
Oprah Winfrey embodies all the qualities we strive for as a company and as individuals looking to live a…
It’s called nepotism. Every one of you out there, in positions of power and/or authority, use it in everyday life. You favor your family and friends over strangers even though the rules say you can’t. It’s part of the human condition. Our goal should be to do as much good as possible while minimizing evil, or should I say minimizing “wrongs” for the non-believers.
I am not saying you cannot achieve things you search for. Try, most will. Few actually achieve peace and enlightenment. Most struggle while shunning the dark as not necessary and a thing to avoid.
Contrary to popular belief, the dark is actually what defines and is nothing to avoid. Experience it, everyone does. Learn its…
Have you ever wondered how when you get older, the simple things you used to do in childhood now doesn’t matter anymore?
Have you ever wondered that how magical age is could simply turn you out to be different from the way who you are right now?
You showed me mercy. The hunter became the prey.
A long time ago, I heard this story. I love it so much because every time I recall it, I learn another lesson.
So here it goes (not word by word but just from my poor memory):
Insecurity:
beautiful — love is love is love is love…
Ours is the Borealis, belovedYour glistening beyond the iceIn stars like jewels A secret world we never knewCaves to keep our whispers…
My Top 50 Favorite Songs of 2017
What happened in 2017? It has been one of the most testing years of my life — I reached a point where I needed to shut myself out from all the noise around me. I cracked my jaw, tore ligaments, was in and out of hockey, gained weight, ate a lot, hurt more, laughed less, cried a…
I love you, I was you, until I lost you.When with him you made those memories which I now share, a smear on my memory, tainting the…
Ready Up
READY Up
While reading Matthew 24 today, this crossed my mind, Maybe because we are preparing for Family Camp this weekend.
I expect other people to love me, appreciate me, uplift me, and give to me. I have great expectations of them. But I’m not the center of their universe, and my eventual disappointment is inevitable.
You don’t understand do you?My walk, my talk, my style, my dressThe charisma and…
Wrote my thoughts on paper so, I could burn them up after. Burning,The feeling I get when nothing around me is working. Work,The song I sing with love because that’s the only way…
She looked at him like magic dipped in stardust,the beauty of his heart radiating like moonlightand when she…
Hurt silent dancersby the frozen blue river bank.Feet bidding good bye.
Here’s to 100 days dedicated to Gratitude.
Sweet 16
Time speeds up so quickly in a blink of eyes.
I’ve got to agree with you. In a blink of eyes, 16 months have passed. 16 months of happiness, sadness, confusion, tears, anger, love, affection, and all the emotions available. 16 months isn’t a short time to spend together. It surely is a long…
When I talk with you, I feel words are falling short to express myself. When I write, atleast I can think for sometime. When I talk, the…
Can I go back to what was? Can I go back to where you and I were together? To when we were not physically separated by these islands and waters that are so hard to go past? If not, can I fast-forward to when we are finally together again?
Recently, a young lady by the name of Caroline McPherson walked up and handed Daryl a…
Only words can healwounds in my soul, helping merisk it all again.
I look down to see the person I look up to. The person that has saved me and shaped me into the…
Missing the salty breeze that washed away my sorrows early at dawn. The touch of the ocean…
If you could write a letter to love, what would you say? Would you complain? As humans, we are used to complain about a lot of things. Is the force of love not perfect for us yet?
This letter originally posted on my Wattpad account. If you’d like, you can find the full version of it…
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Or lemon meringue pie. Or take everything you’ve been given — the pain, the loneliness, the suffering, the depression, the heartache — and make light. Create a life worth living. Create what really matters — peace…
sleepless nights
of empty beds
counting times
of restless heads
forgotten sounds
of angel words
losing nerves
‘till your embrace
i was weak and wounded, very fragile. vulnerable enough to make a home in whatever took care of me. i built one in you. crashing at your doorstep at 2 in the morning, needing you. needing you to pick me up because my legs couldn’t carry me anymore. you don’t know how much i needed you. i drowned so deeply in you…
I love you for so many reasons; above all else:
How old are you? 18, 25, 50, 70??? Does it matter? So many people feel so conscious about their ages when it’s such an…
A heavy net over frail beacons
everybody there sounded like magic underwater
wet fur shaken to mist while the earth holds its breath
and the backyard survives
Dear brother
I love you
I know I never have any words to say; but that’s only because there are no words to do just to what I want to say.
Dear brother I’m sorry
How I sometimes work through strong emotional crisis:
We are here for support, you are not alone. Thank you for reaching out and know you did it, you got through this moment. Now take a breath and deescalate those thoughts. Start by changing the way you feel about your pounding heart in your chest. Your body is talking to…
My mom started giving her things to me about 4 years ago. It started with a charm and bracelet from my first communion. My mother was not diagnosed with dementia then. I just think she knew someday she would not know where to find these things. I honestly…
You have been in love for a really long time and now you wish to take the next step! There comes a time when you feel like settling down and sharing your life with the person you love the most! Looks like you have…
How do you cope up with loss? Why do you think about the lost ones so much? Why does all that had happened revolve in your universe now? Why were you not so attentive to these tiny details when everything was so much alive? What kind of lives must they have lived? How does it feel to reach the end and become just a…
The fact that you think I’m not over you makes me giggle.
It’s not that I’m not over you.
I’m not over how you cheated on someone you claimed to be in love with.
I’m not over how you made me cry day after day.
Not even a single day passes when I don’t remember you. It’s been years but every time I close my eyes I could feel like you are still somewhere close to me and will simply say, “Don’t irritate me”. I want you to speak those words to me. No matter how bad I had been till today I regret…
Psalm 90:12 “So teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom.”
Genesis 1:1–3 “In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon…
Willow Thorn — Aww thank you so much and I’m really glad that you enjoyed it! I’ll be bopping back to finish this little piece off but I’m jumping between a bunch of storylines right now. I will add to this little teasing, titilating play session between these two. Thank you for commenting! ♥️
a man who won’t give me everything i want but also a man who won’t let someone else give me everything i want. you, an abuser. i wanted love you but you wouldn’t let me. so i’d wait for you, watching you love another girl but i still waited for you. us, being just friends but still your…
Каждое утро я принимаю вот этот чудесный продукт Youngevity, думаю о моих ощущения, думаю о чудесном эффекте этого продукта на меня и…
Biophilia
The million dots of sand that engulf my feet at the river bankThe drops of water that bless the earth to birth wafts of petrichor The golden…
Let me start from the beginning since I am going to end our story anyway. *winks*
The moment I started college, I became a lazy ass. I would not attend programs initiated by the SC nor any other clubs (I was such a basher of the highest governing body of the…
I like to plant seeds in your mind…just sweet nothings to stimulate your imagination whilst I’m gone…I have monitored your behavior and it’s evident that the more time I spend priming your cognitive processing unit (brain), the more explosive we are in the sack…as I take my morning shower with…
Il fait du vent dans mes plumes et concasse ma position d’oiseau silencieux.
At some point during our childhood, many of us would have had nannies who helped our parents in taking care of us. The days our…
I have been watching you for a long time. I have seen your ups and downs, I have seen you sad, angry…
This well a thoroughly well-written piece. Thank you for the insight and advice. I do hope there is much more of an open dialogue amongst men and women in the capacity of sexual misconduct because truth be told, many of us are still confused as to what that looks like….
Whiskey woman
She knows what she likes and likes what she knows
Up on the saddle to the tip of her toes
A vision of passion too good to be true
the wail of the peak is given to you
Happy New Year guys,2017 is a big year for me, which I have some big events that should be memorized. But it seems that I have less time to write blog than before, so this year my blogs did not have as many new posts as before. That’s why I tried to have a post…
After nearly 30 years in the same industry, was told thank you very much, but your services are no longer required.
Having since spent too much time reflecting on my circumstances and at numerous attempts seeking opportunities in the same industry, I finally decided it’s time…
Shades and flecks of pink and redin the creases of lips well-usedsipping on coffeeleaving rings around rims.
everything I thought about you turned out wrong,
Ryguy — Aww thanks so much and I’m glad you found it some hot action with the ballet saga. Who knew that high class society and those little ballerinas could be such a turn on, right? There’s more, but you know me, I gotta leave you guys waiting for more with some bated breath. ♥️
Its cazy how God works
How he works things for our good
How even though it looks like troubled waters on the the other side is peace
How without the distress we wouldn’t get to our destiny
Sometimes love only needs patience
And unselfishness
And know that even such a strong word
Does not mean Possession
It means Freedom
It does not hold you back
would’ve thought this was too corny — till I met my true love! so sweet!
I’m afraid you’ll forget me. I’m afraid you’ll resent me for leaving for a bit. I’m afraid you’ll wake up and realize you need more time alone than you thought. I’m afraid you’ll want someone who is around more conveniently. I’m afraid you’ll want someone quieter or simpler. I’m afraid…
And that frankly is the problem.
To be honest I have about 3 friends…
One is my bestie since 5th grade. We do everything together and always will do. I love her and she loves me , we just click. Which is kinda…
Celebrating my Beloved on our 47th Anniversary
My beloved is radiant and respected, distinguished among myriads. His head overflows with the wisdom of the ancients. His eyes shine as the sun’s rays over Jerusalem at dawn. His cheeks are like jasmine tea leaves and…
Amazing as suchWith love giving muchAs surprise it cameLong after I learned her nameNo reason for shameLess even for painLife’s always a trialBut I’m not in denialAs the feeling of thisIs just worth itLife’s sometimes a messWhen God gives and God blessBut all my feelings concurWhen I’m…
I’m feeling rich.
Not because of what’s in my bank account…God no…but because of what I have around me. I look up, I see my Dad typing away at his phone and my mother sleeping peacefully.
I am warm; I am full from a night spent eating; I am stimulated from a night full of memorizing poems for my…
When someone askswhat those teeth marks are fromin that antique sofa,tell them you devoured my past.
When people think about resolutions, most people jump on the bandwagon drawing a list of “what I want to…
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Sweet Caroline wasn’t my best decision,but I wasn’t embarrassed.We were all in one of those moodswhere we didn’t sit uprightand all our wrongs were slipped in our back pocket.
Yes, life itself is beautiful and full of surprises and the biggest and best training
You’re welcome, Sarah Cy
Seeing it in this way I hope helps you going forward.
Thank you for reading and sharing your thoughts — Happy New Year!
Incredible work! Please continue your craft, you are truly an inspiration for us all.
Collar Goon
And there she sat looking at her wide open messy wardrobe wondering what to take as luggage. She was preparing for the Carnival in Vic Falls Zimbabwe. Norah was not moved at first in going on a trip. The year had been filled with a lot of ups and downs mostly financially and health wise. Until the days neared by and kept seeing the flying adverts to…
Happy #newyearsday to everyone! I hope you all had an amazing #newyearseve with the ones you love! Instead of the same old resolutions, I encourage you to make goals for the new year ahead. Resolutions get broken, but goals get achieved!
Disturbances are hindrances which can distract us from our goals in specific time. But we can,t stay for always that these are irritating. I also examined disturbances closely when I was preparing Chinese Oral Test. As I started, my roommate entered in the room with a bang. He started…
Your greatest assets live under your roof.
Why You Started.
It is important to often return to your reasoning and intentions behind beginning something. Whether it be a new aspiration, a new book, or a new height that you desire in your life. I believe that taking the time to simply exist in the moment that you created for yourself is a vital component in renewing…
I was avoiding him for all that time… I really was… but how much of a fool I was to think that I were able to restrain myself and my thoughts from getting filled with him and only him…
Cold and foolish; I was assuring myself every time of being in love with another man… but the truth…
It’s 2018, what now?
All the glitter has settled on 2017, now 2018 rolls in with much promise of new beginnings, new relationships and new adventures.
For some of you, 2017 was a bomb ass year (wait, am I allowed to say “ass” here? Hmm..) you became aware and in tune with yourself and your needs. You…
It is hard, nobody likes to do this, but when a business, a product, a service, a store is launched, a prior study of competition is important. It is long and tedious. The worst part is that it can be discouraging. Competitors are already present, well established. They are ahead, they have…
Beaut love story and well written, well done. Happy new year to you 🌻