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Top Things My Dog Likes To Pee On
Top Things My Dog Likes To Pee On
He’s Such A Little Pisher, That One.
David Volk
Aug 19
The Bumper Sticker That Could’ve Saved the World
The Bumper Sticker That Could’ve Saved the World
The astonishing power of a bumper sticker.
Peter Schooff
Aug 19
Just Because I’m A Death Doula, Doesn’t Mean I…
Just Because I’m A Death Doula, Doesn’t Mean I…
Dress like Morticia from the Addams Family.
Catherine Durkin Robinson
Aug 19
The Great Mouse Debate: Wireless vs. Wired.
The Great Mouse Debate: Wireless vs. Wired.
Nowadays, we jump into the epic confrontation that has isolated family units, companionships, and conceivably indeed a few office work…
Biswajit Nayak
Aug 19
Are You Sexually Attracted To A Fence?
Are You Sexually Attracted To A Fence?
You might be an objectum sexual.
Christine's Adventures
Aug 19
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 119
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 119
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Aug 19
The Secret Seeking Six Are Out To Reinstate Your Favorite President To His Royal Position Whether…
The Secret Seeking Six Are Out To Reinstate Your Favorite President To His Royal Position Whether…
Six American State Secretaries Of State have banded together to form a gang…….er,… rather form an alliance to explore further the belief…
Roger Freed
Aug 19
Let’s Talk ‘Bout (More) Sex
Let’s Talk ‘Bout (More) Sex
Let’s talk ‘bout more sex bay, bee
Fatchecker
Aug 19
Please, Just Turn The Wheel!
Please, Just Turn The Wheel!
Why do we choose parking spots like choosing ripe avocados?
Robert Cormack
Aug 19
Texas Educators Rewrite Dictionary
Texas Educators Rewrite Dictionary
Education Board challenges wokeness with sleepness
Phillip T Stephens
Aug 18
Are You No Longer Sexually Attracted To Your Partner?
Are You No Longer Sexually Attracted To Your Partner?
Five ways to fix that right now!
Christine's Adventures
Aug 18
6 AI-Safe Career Bets
6 AI-Safe Career Bets
Sure Winners in a Dicey Future
Mike Noble
Aug 18
A Sexy Story
A Sexy Story
She must have felt she’d have to take matters into her own hands
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Aug 18
He’s Not Really Married
He’s Not Really Married
He just looks that way on Facebook
Christine Stevens
Aug 18
I’m a Witch Doctor Who Practices Dark Magic, and I’m Here to Confess: I Think JD Vance Is One of My…
I’m a Witch Doctor Who Practices Dark Magic, and I’m Here to Confess: I Think JD Vance Is One of My…
A dash of bad breath, a pinch of fear, and a whole platform of bad policy
Victor Yocco, PhD
Aug 18
Trump Says He Knows AI When He Sees It, and Harris’s Crowds Were “Total Fake AI”
Trump Says He Knows AI When He Sees It, and Harris’s Crowds Were “Total Fake AI”
But a leaked document may say something else
Speaking Fiction To Power
Aug 18
The WHO Release New Album, “Monkeypox”
The WHO Release New Album, “Monkeypox”
The long-anticipated sophomore effort from the World Health Organization is out now, and it’s bigger, gayer, and sexier than anything…
Joe Bee
Aug 18
armpit hair ruminations
armpit hair ruminations
I’m here to normalize ‘normal.’ Everyone wants to be number one, super famous, go viral, have a million subscribers… ok maybe not everyone…
Lara Starsearch
Aug 18
Four Scores and Countless Metaphors
Four Scores and Countless Metaphors
Abraham Lincoln’s New Gettysburg Address
Allen R Smith
Aug 17
A Moon Meditation Hindered by Mosquitos
A Moon Meditation Hindered by Mosquitos
A bug poem
Abbey Ovadia 2 in The Chair Portal of Doom
Aug 17
Donald Trump Vows To Get Back At Kamala Harris By Voting Joe Biden For President
Donald Trump Vows To Get Back At Kamala Harris By Voting Joe Biden For President
Short Sighted Planning
Ellie Salvaje
Aug 16
Why Can’t I Find a Good Pair of Socks?
Why Can’t I Find a Good Pair of Socks?
My struggle.
Ryan Redmond
Aug 16
The Three Words Teachers Hate the Most
The Three Words Teachers Hate the Most
Back. To. School.
Mike Hickman
Aug 16
Being In My 50s Has Its Challenges
Being In My 50s Has Its Challenges
The fine print is always a bitch
Steve Uppendahl
Aug 16
25 Things I’m Looking Forward to in Our Dystopian Future
25 Things I’m Looking Forward to in Our Dystopian Future
The future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades
John Corten
Aug 16
Things I Say When People Give Me A Compliment On My Floral Shirt
Things I Say When People Give Me A Compliment On My Floral Shirt
I mean Thank-you?!?
Mayur Chauhan
Aug 16
Less Successful Iterations of the Harvey Wallbanger
Less Successful Iterations of the Harvey Wallbanger
With recipes
Sarah Totton
Aug 16
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 118
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 118
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Aug 16
Yo, We’re the Dope Tech Agency Offering Everything Except a Living Wage
Yo, We’re the Dope Tech Agency Offering Everything Except a Living Wage
Go broke with us
Henry Loe
Aug 16
My Therapist Butt-Dialed Me After Our Meeting and I’m So Glad I’m Not Living Their Life
My Therapist Butt-Dialed Me After Our Meeting and I’m So Glad I’m Not Living Their Life
Perhaps I should be charging a copay.
Victor Yocco, PhD
Aug 16
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