Rant

DEAR PARENTS WHO BERATE THEIR KIDS IN PUBLIC

YOU NEED TO BE BETTER.

If You Enable Read Receipts and Don’t Respond, Please Know That I Hate You

Why are you like this?

8 Airplane Assholes Who Are Worse Seatmates Than My Toddler

Look on the bright side. This could be…

I’m All Cranky, So Here Are The 13 Worst Spotify Playlist Names

Old man yells at cloud.

If You Hate 280 Characters, Here Are 14 Other Things I Assume You Hate

1. When a new season of your…

DEAR PEOPLE WHO LOVE CANDY CORN

What’s it like having flat-out broken taste buds?

It’s October, our beautiful weather is going away, and now it’s time to do what I do best: whine about it on Medium. Enjoy this list and take solace in the fact that…

Stop Saying “Backslash” While Reading URLs, You Nincompoop

It’s wrong, it takes longer, and I will…

DEAR PEOPLE WHO HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON MULTIPLE TIMES

Here are 30 more things I’m assuming you do.