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Dad, where the HELL are you going?

My Dad was a creature of habit, especially as he got older. One day we went food shopping at Publix at St. Petersburg, Florida, where he…

1 min readSep 26, 2020

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Oh Dad, poor Dad, you’re on your way to WHERE?

My Dad was a creature of habit, especially as he got older. One day we went food shopping at Publix at St. Petersburg, Florida, where he…

1 min readSep 26, 2020

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20 Things My Mother And I Have Argued About During one Summer in Los Angeles:

1. Whether orange bougainvillea was in fact orange bougainvillea.

2 min readApr 10, 2020

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TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 22, 2011

It was 14 degrees. At least that’s what the neon sign on Lexington Avenue said. It was the dark of winter in New York, and I had just…

3 min readApr 8, 2020

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On March 10, my dog would have been 42 years old.

Don’t we wish pets lived as long as people? If they could do chores, win-win. He’s the star of my book, Dead Dog Walking on my Bed. (As…

2 min readMar 11, 2020

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On March 10, my dog would have been 42 years old.

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What Sophia Loren Taught me

In the mid-1980s, I was living on the upper East side of Manhattan with a director I planned to marry. He got a job with the entertainment…

3 min readJan 3, 2020

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What Sophia Loren Taught me

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The Tragical Mystery Tour

On March 11, 2011, a 9.0 point earthquake struck off Japan’s largest island, Honshu. Japan is an archipelago, made up of 6,852 islands, of…

4 min readJul 16, 2019

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The Tragical Mystery Tour

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Parents have no idea how their children grow and expect us to wonder about this as well

It’s that time of year again. Graduations, weddings, vacations. And a ton o’ pictures of children who have mysteriously grown from a baby…

2 min readJul 9, 2019

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Parents have no idea how their children grow and expect us to wonder about this as well

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#MulticoloredShirtsMatter

It’s tornado season in the midwest and it appears many imaginations were swept away during the most violent of them. Looking at you…

2 min readJun 13, 2019

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#MulticoloredShirtsMatter

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When Hollywood Gets it Wrong they get it VERY wrong

Two out of work actors had appointments at a studio on the same day. Their names were Burt Reynolds and Clint Eastwood.

1 min readJun 8, 2019

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When Hollywood Gets it Wrong they get it VERY wrong

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Suzy Soro

Suzy Soro

Top writer in humor and complaining. ACTOR: Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm. AUTHOR: Mommy Tried to Kill Me, Celebrity Stalker.

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