Hannah BelmontBREAKING! Twenty Tw0-Year-Old Treated Like An Adult for the First Time; Is Absolutely Horrified!After being a part of a straightforward conversation for the first time, this college student had a wild revelation.Mar 13Mar 13
Hannah BelmontinThe HavenYouTuber Releases Mumble Rap Apology SongNo one can understand what he’s saying, so no one can hold him accountableDec 12, 2023Dec 12, 2023
Hannah BelmontinThe HavenA Letter to the Student Body of a Liberal Arts CollegeAs an ally, I’m dissapointedNov 29, 2023Nov 29, 2023
Hannah BelmontinThe HavenTop Five Games to Play On Thanksgiving to Help Speed Up The DivorceHave the attorneys on standby!Nov 15, 20232Nov 15, 20232
Hannah BelmontinThe HavenOmegle Shutting Down Leaves Predators Nostalgic for the Past“I miss the good old days, where I could flash people from the comfort of my moms basement”Nov 14, 20232Nov 14, 20232
Hannah BelmontinThe HavenMan Who Says He’s “Old Enough to Be Girl’s Father” Mysteriously Hit By Car63 year old Thomas Goldsmith was minding his business at a local dive bar in Cincinnati when 24 year old Natalie Shaffer and her group of…Nov 8, 2023Nov 8, 2023
Hannah BelmontinThe HavenStudent Causes Mass Car Collision After Trying to Step On Every Crunchy Looking LeafA student at the Ohio State University reportedly caused a 14 car pile up in a busy intersection because she “saw a leaf that needed to be…Nov 6, 2023Nov 6, 2023
Hannah BelmontSuburban High School Does Production of Hairspray Except it’s Israel vs. PalestineTo supplement for the lack of diversity within the theater program, this high school director got morbidly creativeNov 2, 2023Nov 2, 2023
Hannah BelmontDivorced Father replaces Crippling Gambling Addiction with MonopolyGoAccording to quitgamble.com, up to 20 million Americans have a gambling problem or are at risk of a gambling problem. Despite being an…Oct 31, 2023Oct 31, 2023