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Hannah Belmont

Hannah Belmont

BREAKING! Twenty Tw0-Year-Old Treated Like An Adult for the First Time; Is Absolutely Horrified!

After being a part of a straightforward conversation for the first time, this college student had a wild revelation.

Mar 13

BREAKING! Twenty Tw0-Year-Old Treated Like An Adult for the First Time; Is Absolutely Horrified!

Mar 13

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YouTuber Releases Mumble Rap Apology Song

No one can understand what he’s saying, so no one can hold him accountable

Dec 12, 2023

YouTuber Releases Mumble Rap Apology Song

Dec 12, 2023

Hannah Belmont
in
The Haven

A Letter to the Student Body of a Liberal Arts College

As an ally, I’m dissapointed

Nov 29, 2023

A Letter to the Student Body of a Liberal Arts College

Nov 29, 2023

Hannah Belmont
in
The Haven

Top Five Games to Play On Thanksgiving to Help Speed Up The Divorce

Have the attorneys on standby!

Nov 15, 2023

Top Five Games to Play On Thanksgiving to Help Speed Up The Divorce

Nov 15, 2023

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in
The Haven

Omegle Shutting Down Leaves Predators Nostalgic for the Past

“I miss the good old days, where I could flash people from the comfort of my moms basement”

Nov 14, 2023

Nov 14, 2023

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in
The Haven

Man Who Says He’s “Old Enough to Be Girl’s Father” Mysteriously Hit By Car

63 year old Thomas Goldsmith was minding his business at a local dive bar in Cincinnati when 24 year old Natalie Shaffer and her group of…

Nov 8, 2023

Man Who Says He’s “Old Enough to Be Girl’s Father” Mysteriously Hit By Car

Nov 8, 2023

Hannah Belmont
in
The Haven

Student Causes Mass Car Collision After Trying to Step On Every Crunchy Looking Leaf

A student at the Ohio State University reportedly caused a 14 car pile up in a busy intersection because she “saw a leaf that needed to be…

Nov 6, 2023

Student Causes Mass Car Collision After Trying to Step On Every Crunchy Looking Leaf

Nov 6, 2023

Hannah Belmont

Suburban High School Does Production of Hairspray Except it’s Israel vs. Palestine

To supplement for the lack of diversity within the theater program, this high school director got morbidly creative

Nov 2, 2023

Suburban High School Does Production of Hairspray Except it’s Israel vs. Palestine

Nov 2, 2023

Hannah Belmont

Divorced Father replaces Crippling Gambling Addiction with MonopolyGo

According to quitgamble.com, up to 20 million Americans have a gambling problem or are at risk of a gambling problem. Despite being an…

Oct 31, 2023

Divorced Father replaces Crippling Gambling Addiction with MonopolyGo

Oct 31, 2023

Hannah Belmont

Hannah Belmont

Satire and Comedy Writer. Occasionally poetry perhaps. If you wanna see my standup, follow my Instagram! @hannahb.elmont

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