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Self-Improvement Books That Beg To Be Written

Because there’s always room and money for self-improvement.

1 min readMay 2, 2024

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Self-Improvement Books That Beg To Be Written

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Phil Witte
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Slackjaw

In An Exclusive Interview, The Planet Jupiter Spills Its Gaseous Guts

Long-silent planet reveals sensitive side

3 min readApr 6, 2024

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In An Exclusive Interview, The Planet Jupiter Spills Its Gaseous Guts

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Phil Witte
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The Haven

Super Bowl Predictions: S.F. Niners vs. K.C. Swifties

Game over!

3 min readFeb 6, 2024

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Super Bowl Predictions: S.F. Niners vs. K.C. Swifties

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Phil Witte
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Slackjaw

We Miss You At Yoga Delight

Hi, Sarah, it’s us again, your old pals at Yoga Delight. Hate to bother you, hate to keep checking in, but we’re feeling a little down.

5 min readNov 21, 2023

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The Haven

Dog Bites Agent — A Hollywood Scene

“I need work, Jake. I can’t just lie in the sun all day.”

3 min readSep 20, 2023

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Dog Bites Agent — A Hollywood Scene

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Phil Witte
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Slackjaw

Book Reviews By Friends Of The Author Who Didn’t Much Like The Book

How could I say no?

3 min readJul 10, 2023

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Book Reviews By Friends Of The Author Who Didn’t Much Like The Book

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Phil Witte
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The Haven

As This Week’s Featured Speaker, I Am Honored to Speak About Me

I promise to be inspirational

4 min readMay 14, 2023

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As This Week’s Featured Speaker, I Am Honored to Speak About Me

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Phil Witte
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The Haven

A Few Things I Strenuously Don’t Condone With Every Fiber Of My Being

But condemnation seems a little harsh

3 min readMar 17, 2023

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A Few Things I Strenuously Don’t Condone With Every Fiber Of My Being

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Phil Witte
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The Haven

Alternatives to Twitter for People Who Hate Twitter But Want Something Like Twitter

You want to leave Twitter for all of the obvious reasons, but where to land in the hellscape of off-brand social media platforms? We did…

4 min readJan 12, 2023

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Alternatives to Twitter for People Who Hate Twitter But Want Something Like Twitter

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Phil Witte
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The Haven

The Day Santa Claus Died Was A Dark Day, Even For The North Pole In Winter

Two elves consider the situation

3 min readDec 9, 2022

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The Day Santa Claus Died Was A Dark Day, Even For The North Pole In Winter

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Phil Witte

Phil Witte

Writes for Slackjaw, The American Bystander, Funny Times, Points in Case, and a blog for CartoonStock. Cartoons in publications in US & UK. toons.to/philwitte

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