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I draw monsters in church, then write stories about them.
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Monsters in Mason Jars
Monsters in Mason Jars
The hardest thing about canning monsters is getting them in the jar.
Mikey Hamm
May 30, 2017
Armpit Bug
Armpit Bug
Do you want to love your body?
Mikey Hamm
May 24, 2017
Geese Eye
Geese Eye
Being a kid is hard
Mikey Hamm
May 18, 2017
Loveslug
Loveslug
Check out this monster’s dating profile lol
Mikey Hamm
May 11, 2017
This is What Cohabitation Feels Like
This is What Cohabitation Feels Like
The hard part about living with someone is that they’re just there the whole time, even during your worst moments. While you moult, while…
Mikey Hamm
May 4, 2017
Seafood
Seafood
Asking a Snack Giant a Life-saving Question
Mikey Hamm
Apr 28, 2017
4 ways to appear more confident, even when you have shrimp emerging from your eyes and mouth
4 ways to appear more confident, even when you have shrimp emerging from your eyes and mouth
We all know confidence is important.
Mikey Hamm
Apr 19, 2017
Skin Deep
Skin Deep
A two-sentence horror story.
Mikey Hamm
Apr 15, 2017
How to look great, feel great, and BE great while raising alligators on your head
How to look great, feel great, and BE great while raising alligators on your head
Ally’s Morning Routine
Mikey Hamm
Apr 10, 2017
How to talk to your teen about hand-to-head metamorphosis
How to talk to your teen about hand-to-head metamorphosis
These days, it seems like you can’t even turn on the TV without seeing some photoshopped actor vomit into the top of his own skull from a…
Mikey Hamm
Apr 3, 2017
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