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Welcome To Hollywood!
Welcome To Hollywood!
Glitzville. Tinseltown. The City of Lights and Also Cameras and Also Action.
Eli Burnstein
Oct 2
A Keto Influencer Reviews “The Fattiest” Brasilia Steakhouse
A Keto Influencer Reviews “The Fattiest” Brasilia Steakhouse
Damn, there’s more grease in this thing than in a Jiffy Lube.
Tobi Pledger
Oct 2
What The Canada Geese Are Really Saying As They Migrate
What The Canada Geese Are Really Saying As They Migrate
“So I go to the playground and I take this massive dump at the end of the slide…”
Kelli Huggins
Oct 1
Honey, I Shrunk The Woman I’m Cheating On You With
Honey, I Shrunk The Woman I’m Cheating On You With
I’m so embarrassed I don’t even know where to start.
Julien Perez
Oct 1
Letter From The Alumni Association That Tracked You Down
Letter From The Alumni Association That Tracked You Down
You tried to get away from us, didn’t you?
James Klein
Sep 30
I’m In The Mime Gang From The Warriors, And I Think We Need A New Look
I’m In The Mime Gang From The Warriors, And I Think We Need A New Look
Was there a vote I wasn’t aware of?
Graeme Carey
Sep 30
When I Take Off My Sunglasses Slowly And Dramatically, I Mean Business
When I Take Off My Sunglasses Slowly And Dramatically, I Mean Business
Here. We. Go.
Aaron Chown
Sep 29
More Heehee's and Hoohoo's
Reviewing Your Boyfriend’s Instagram Following
Reviewing Your Boyfriend’s Instagram Following
It can’t be that bad, can it?
Shawn Tran
Sep 28
How To Win Family Game Night
How To Win Family Game Night
Settle on a game that the fewest people know how to play. Make sure it’s also the longest and most complicated.
Jeff Bender
Sep 27
In Order To Pee In Our Ballpark, You Must Download The MLB Piss App
In Order To Pee In Our Ballpark, You Must Download The MLB Piss App
Big news, baseball fans! This season, Major League Baseball is enhancing your ballpark visit with the ultimate digital experience: the MLB…
Sarah James
Sep 26
I’m An Oversized Pickup Truck, And This Suburban Life is Killing Me
I’m An Oversized Pickup Truck, And This Suburban Life is Killing Me
This cul-de-sac just ain’t big enough for the likes of me
Graeme Carey
Sep 26
Height And Dating: The Case For Short Kings
Height And Dating: The Case For Short Kings
Are your height preferences holding you back?
Kelly Shanley
Sep 25
Eight And A Half Hours Of Sleep
Eight And A Half Hours Of Sleep
Husband: If I tell people to sleep that much, they’ll think I’m an insane radical.
Alex Baia
Sep 25
Mosquitos Love Me
Mosquitos Love Me
At night when I’m trying to doze off, mosquitoes will sneak in through my bedroom window and buzz sweet nothings into my ear.
Adam Dietz
Sep 24
Young Love
Young Love
I am 58 years old. My fiancee, Holly, is 18.
Jack Handey
Sep 23
Review Of The First-Ever Hair Salon
Review Of The First-Ever Hair Salon
I’m sure all these small issues are just teething problems…
Stephanie Redmond
Sep 22
Turns Out Yogurt Has Been Drywall Compound This Whole Time
Turns Out Yogurt Has Been Drywall Compound This Whole Time
“Probiotic”? Just made that word up.
Ross Murray
Sep 21
Why I, Sir Lancealittleless, Use Knight’s Laundry Detergent
Why I, Sir Lancealittleless, Use Knight’s Laundry Detergent
The #1 cleanser for questing men.
Zoieyx
Sep 20
No, I Do Not Regret “Making Myself At Home”
No, I Do Not Regret “Making Myself At Home”
I’m not sorry that I ate the entire party sub.
Justin Gawel
Sep 19
We Both Know This Coffee Shop Has A Bathroom
We Both Know This Coffee Shop Has A Bathroom
And you’re going to let me use it.
Eli Burnstein
Sep 19
It’s Crazy To Think That Everyone (Except Me) Is Going To Die Someday
It’s Crazy To Think That Everyone (Except Me) Is Going To Die Someday
Death just isn’t for me.
Graeme Carey
Sep 18
The Eco-Green Yoga Mat Guide To Navigating Our Sliding Scale Payment System
The Eco-Green Yoga Mat Guide To Navigating Our Sliding Scale Paymen...
Paying $60 for a yoga mat has never been easier.
Jordan De Padova
Sep 17
Why Am I Called “Deep Throat”?
Why Am I Called “Deep Throat”?
You couldn’t think of a better codename?
Nick Guadagnino
Sep 16
Hey, Girl, I Don’t Want To Be Serious With You, But Will You Watch My Hamster?
Hey, Girl, I Don’t Want To Be Serious With You, But Will You Watch ...
Charlie really misses you.
Laura Berlinsky-Schine
Sep 15
Pretending I Have A House
Pretending I Have A House
It’s like playing dress up, but for adults.
Brigs H
Sep 14
How To Be Adorable When Someone Is Genuinely Hurting Your Feelings
How To Be Adorable When Someone Is Genuinely Hurting Your Feelings
This no-stress guide helps you go from “wow, that hurt,” to “wow, that hurt, but I made my bully smile!”
Emily Menez
Sep 13
Medieval Jerry
Medieval Jerry
Nice court. Mind if I jest in it?
Eli Burnstein
Sep 12
The Dream Guy And The A$$hole
The Dream Guy And The A$$hole
How to lose a guy in three dates
Kelly Shanley
Sep 11
Much Like Abercrombie And Fitch, I — The Guy Who Bullied You In High School — Am Making A Comeback
Much Like Abercrombie And Fitch, I — The Guy Who Bullied You In Hig...
I won’t lie to you and say the last few decades have been good to me because they haven’t.
Adam Dietz
Sep 11
Welcome To Your Gym’s Half-Assed Fall Experience
Welcome To Your Gym’s Half-Assed Fall Experience
Where the eerie, ramshackle vibes are just part of the charm. Trust us.
Kevin Binder
Sep 10
Thank You For Your Service
Thank You For Your Service
Life as a talking bedspread isn’t as fun as it sounds.
Jawal Nga
Sep 9
Sorry Son, But This Several-Hundred-Dollar LEGO Set Is Just For Daddy
Sorry Son, But This Several-Hundred-Dollar LEGO Set Is Just For Daddy
Sure, building is fun, but the best part is displaying my creation knowing I spent half a grand on the LEGO Marvel Avengers Tower, plus tax.
Dave Powers
Sep 8
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