A Man In His 30s Explains To Me What’s Wrong With Women In Their 30s

Those bloody women over 35……

SATIRE

May God Have Mercy On Your Souls: A Millennial’s Guide To Gen Z

“the eleven most boring conversations i can’t stop overhearing”

(in which a liberal white male american san francisco bay area resident possessive of the auditory acuity of a baby chihuahua learns to…

New — It’s Adjunct Barbie™!

For decades, Barbie® has empowered girls to imagine everything they might…

Coffee People Vs. Tea People

Choose your fighter

Waking up at 7 am:

In These Trying Times, I Want To Remind All My Followers That I Have A Ridiculously Hot Body

Hazards Of Watching Vintage Porn

You might see something horrifying.

Mid-30s vs. Mid-20s Millennial Men

It takes a while, but change eventually happens.

Things Men Have Said While Auditioning For Me

“Oh, you’re a woman…uh…maybe I should do something…else? I didn’t know!”

Guidelines for Slackjaw Submissions

Welcome Writer,

As the #1 destination on Medium for all things humor, and think-pieces on cats, Slackjaw wouldn’t be what it is without you, High Warlock of Funny Ideas. That said, we do accept submissions from humor writers of all…