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Thanks For Contacting Jersey PILFs, Your Source For Sexy Plumbers
Thanks For Contacting Jersey PILFs, Your Source For Sexy Plumbers
At Jersey PILFs we give customers what they really want: a show.
Tobi Pledger
May 22
Eight Totally Reasonable Tips to Crush the Coding Interview
Eight Totally Reasonable Tips to Crush the Coding Interview
You’re gonna do great!
Ryan David
May 21
The Death Of My iPhone And Coping With Loss
The Death Of My iPhone And Coping With Loss
All phones die but this one may have truly lived.
Derek Bremer
May 20
My Bachelorette Party Will Be Different Because I Plan To Cheat On My Fiancé
My Bachelorette Party Will Be Different Because I Plan To Cheat On My Fiancé
Check the Google Doc for more details chica!
Erin A Ross
May 19
Secrets To Winning NPR’s Tiny Desk Music Contest
Secrets To Winning NPR’s Tiny Desk Music Contest
Your band’s big break is here,
Kelly Unger
May 18
Re: Your Divisive Question On Nextdoor About Animal-Themed Greeting Cards
Re: Your Divisive Question On Nextdoor About Animal-Themed Greeting Cards
Top comments from your neighbors.
Laura Berlinsky-Schine
May 17
“Don’t Bother Me Until I’ve Had My Coffee” Updated With Harder Drugs
“Don’t Bother Me Until I’ve Had My Coffee” Updated With Harder Drugs
Quirky ways to communicate your substance abuse problems.
Valmic Mukund
May 16
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The Never-Ending Dance Party
The Never-Ending Dance Party
Time for another throwback edition of FLOPB: The Bad Dates
Kelly Shanley
May 15
Car Names If Automakers Knew What The Hell They Were Doing
Car Names If Automakers Knew What The Hell They Were Doing
These are way better.
Brett Willis
May 15
FAQ: Your New Cat Photo Storage Device™
FAQ: Your New Cat Photo Storage Device™
It’s not just an iPhone.
Rachel Reyes
May 14
I May Be An Ultra Successful, But I’ve (Mostly) Never Forgotten Where I Came From
I May Be An Ultra Successful, But I’ve (Mostly) Never Forgotten Whe...
It was, probably, these experiences that helped make me the ultra-successful man I am today.
Adam Dietz
May 13
My Loser Cat Gets Zero Likes
My Loser Cat Gets Zero Likes
He needs to up his influencer game.
James Klein
May 13
I’m A Mom In A Teen Rom-Com And I Have Some Questions About My Death
I’m A Mom In A Teen Rom-Com And I Have Some Questions About My Death
Tragedy plus time should equal boyfriend.
Lily Hirsch
May 11
Our App Guarantees Your Child’s Absolute Safety And Life Success
Our App Guarantees Your Child’s Absolute Safety And Life Success
We get it. In today’s terrifying world, it’s impossible to guard against every threat to your child’s success and well-being…
Alex Baia
May 10
14 Lines That Every TV Comedy Pilot Must Include
14 Lines That Every TV Comedy Pilot Must Include
“I knew there was a reason I went into teaching / medicine / hamster surgery!” The character establishes why they got started in this field.
Emily Menez
May 9
21st Century Duels
21st Century Duels
Historic accounts that spelled doom for the citizens of the 2000s.
Megan Sarnacki
May 8
Classic Literary Breakups I’d Like To Have (So I Can Write About Them)
Classic Literary Breakups I’d Like To Have (So I Can Write About Them)
I want to use my heartbreak to achieve fame and success!
Amy Currul
May 7
We Like You—Leave Your Husband At Home
We Like You—Leave Your Husband At Home
Good things never come in pairs.
M. Nathan Robinson
May 6
Ten Ways to Wear a Tauntaun to this Year’s Met Gala
Ten Ways to Wear a Tauntaun to this Year’s Met Gala
Whatever the theme of the Met Gala might be this year, I assure you that an outfit made from tauntaun will fit right in.
Adam Weigand
May 4
A Gen Z Guide To Calling The Doctor
A Gen Z Guide To Calling The Doctor
Much like a vaccine shot, phone calls are scary.
Kenny Reilly
May 3
Self-Improvement Books That Beg To Be Written
Self-Improvement Books That Beg To Be Written
Because there’s always room and money for self-improvement.
Phil Witte
May 2
My First Time Moving In With A Boy
My First Time Moving In With A Boy
Things got a little shaky at first…
Kelly Shanley
May 1
I’m A ‘90s Rock Star Trying To Make A Comeback, And I’ve Been Encouraged To Apologize For A Few…
I’m A ‘90s Rock Star Trying To Make A Comeback, And I’ve Been Encou...
Rumors that I used to sleep with underage fans are both appalling and, most importantly, unprovable.
Lisa Borders
May 1
It’s Leg Day
It’s Leg Day
Today is a day for legs.
Bradley Meyers
Apr 30
She’s A 10, But She Has Food Allergies
She’s A 10, But She Has Food Allergies
My girl has got it all. Looks, brains, personality, kindness, and unfortunately, these damn food allergies that just don’t quit.
Adam Dietz
Apr 29
Citations Issued By The Office Grammar Police
Citations Issued By The Office Grammar Police
For offensive misuse of the English language
Jennifer Haubrich
Apr 29
An Inquiry Regarding The Omission Of “Nap Time”
An Inquiry Regarding The Omission Of “Nap Time”
Please advise: Our sanity is at stake.
Alice M. Phillips
Apr 28
“Am I A Saint?” Your Grocery Store Cashier Will Now Tell You
“Am I A Saint?” Your Grocery Store Cashier Will Now Tell You
Grocery store cashiers are now officially trained morality judges.
Ruth Fish
Apr 27
Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight, Revised For Theatrical Release In China
Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight, Revised For Theatrical Release In ...
The Ministry of Propaganda approves.
Caleb Coy
Apr 26
Meditations That Will Make You Go From Hating Everyone To Just Most Everyone
Meditations That Will Make You Go From Hating Everyone To Just Most...
I will surround myself with others who exude loving-kindness, which does not include anyone at this improv show.
Emily Menez
Apr 25
Clickbait Headlines for Train Enthusiasts
Clickbait Headlines for Train Enthusiasts
This Train is 50, but looks 15 — Locomotive Manufacturers Hate It!
Adam Dietz
Apr 24
Office Busybody Can’t Do It Alone, But Manages Anyway
Office Busybody Can’t Do It Alone, But Manages Anyway
She just needed someone to step up and bring the cutlery.
Joe Bee
Apr 24
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