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A Mother Sends Her Son To The Store For A Very Specific Kind Of Cheese
A Mother Sends Her Son To The Store For A Very Specific Kind Of Cheese
A tragedy told by text
Brian Buseck
Aug 6
New York City Dog Breeds
New York City Dog Breeds
I’m walkin’ my dog here!
James Klein
Aug 5
Gritty Action Reboots Of Your Favorite Classic Novels
Gritty Action Reboots Of Your Favorite Classic Novels
“Say hello to my Little Women.”
Sarah White
Aug 3
Out Of Office Today — My Sim Is Having A Baby
Out Of Office Today — My Sim Is Having A Baby
I will take as long as I need.
Gillian Tanda
Aug 2
Great Thinkers Debate If A Hot Dog Is A Sandwich
Great Thinkers Debate If A Hot Dog Is A Sandwich
Did your mother consider it a sandwich?
Louie Aronowitz
Aug 1
Rosie The Gen Z Riveter Fights The War On Millennial Socks!
Rosie The Gen Z Riveter Fights The War On Millennial Socks!
Together we can make socks visible again
Ida Shiang
Jul 31
I Read Fantasy For The Sex Sorry Did I Say Sex I Meant Plot
I Read Fantasy For The Sex Sorry Did I Say Sex I Meant Plot
I’ve never felt so inspired to read
Caroline Cotter
Jul 30
More Heehee's and Hoohoo's
Welcome To The Tour De Skunk
Welcome To The Tour De Skunk
The Tour de France is through now, so I’ve hired newly unemployed Phil Liggett to announce my bicycle ride.
Avery Gregurich
Jul 29
Legends Of The Wahl
Legends Of The Wahl
Pitching new shows for the Wahlberg Televisual Universe
Philip Walford
Jul 29
Courtesy, Professionalism, Respect — That Crap Comes Later
Courtesy, Professionalism, Respect — That Crap Comes Later
The NYPD has a tough new slogan
T. Kent Jones
Jul 27
Natalie Portman Was Discovered While Eating Pizza
Natalie Portman Was Discovered While Eating Pizza
Pizza ordering is serious business
Amy Sea
Jul 26
Yep, Uh-huh, I Totally Read Infinite Jest
Yep, Uh-huh, I Totally Read Infinite Jest
Oh, you want to talk about the book? Sure can do, thanks to me definitely having read it.
Nick Guadagnino
Jul 25
I Miss The Good Old Days When You Would Go To A Website And Read It
I Miss The Good Old Days When You Would Go To A Website And Read It
This was — oh, it must have been sometime in the late 2000s or early 2010s. The golden age of website articles!
Alex Baia
Jul 24
Dating Profiles Of Coffee
Dating Profiles Of Coffee
Boom boom, I’ll make your heart beat
Angus Duffin
Jul 23
I Am An Unpublished Manuscript Dying For Your Tender Caress
I Am An Unpublished Manuscript Dying For Your Tender Caress
You know you want me on top…of your TBR pile.
Rebecca Anne Nguyen
Jul 22
How I Almost Got A Back-Alley Circumcision
How I Almost Got A Back-Alley Circumcision
My wacky sexual miseducation from a third-grade P.E. teacher
Fergus Tuohy
Jul 20
Accepting That Your Water-Proof Eyeliner Isn’t Coming Off
Accepting That Your Water-Proof Eyeliner Isn’t Coming Off
Making peace with the inevitable
Mara Macduff
Jul 19
As A Fan Of The Office, I Think Biden Should Drop Out Of The 2024 Election
As A Fan Of The Office, I Think Biden Should Drop Out Of The 2024 E...
An open letter to a president whose time has come.
Philip Walford
Jul 19
FAQs About Sending Your Jewish Child To A Christian Preschool
FAQs About Sending Your Jewish Child To A Christian Preschool
Q: Will my child become obsessed with Jesus? A: At first, no…
Julie Kling
Jul 18
Advice To My Future Self From My Present Self
Advice To My Future Self From My Present Self
First of all, congratulations on becoming a mega-multi-millionaire.
Alex Baia
Jul 17
Should I Eat This Food That Was Left In The Break Room At Work? A Flowchart
Should I Eat This Food That Was Left In The Break Room At Work? A F...
A flowchart that asks and answers the tough questions.
Adam Dietz
Jul 16
The Broken Breaking News!
The Broken Breaking News!
You’re not going to believe this
M. Nathan Robinson
Jul 15
I’m The Leftover Spaghetti You Tossed In The Trash!
I’m The Leftover Spaghetti You Tossed In The Trash!
Your culinary incompetence has shattered my dreams.
Tom Matthews
Jul 13
Me And Julio Now Must Legally Remain 500 Feet Away From The Schoolyard
Me And Julio Now Must Legally Remain 500 Feet Away From The Schoolyard
Mama Pajama, I am so, so sorry.
Patrick Coyne
Jul 12
Kung Fu Pope II: Rise Against The Sexbots, The Movie Trailer
Kung Fu Pope II: Rise Against The Sexbots, The Movie Trailer
Don’t miss this season’s most Catholic-packed experience
Katherine Shaw
Jul 11
The State Of My Dancing
The State Of My Dancing
When I plié, instead of gently bending my knees, I leap like a startled cat and knock myself out when my head hits the ceiling.
Alex Baia
Jul 10
I’m Beyond Grateful To Be Your BFF Whenever You’re In Between Relationships
I’m Beyond Grateful To Be Your BFF Whenever You’re In Between Relat...
Haters gonna hate.
Mayur Chauhan
Jul 10
An Open Letter To My Eleven-Year-Old Self: You Do Not, In The End, Turn Out To Be Very Much Like…
An Open Letter To My Eleven-Year-Old Self: You Do Not, In The End, ...
You turn out more like Jerry Orbach’s nebbish brother
Dave Goldstein
Jul 9
Moving You To BCC
Moving You To BCC
After you arrive here, you’re gonna wish that email had been a meeting.
Joe Berkowitz
Jul 8
Peloton Instructor Accidentally Gets Political
Peloton Instructor Accidentally Gets Political
“Let’s check out that leaderboard. Okay, Peloton, I see you! Let’s go Brandon!”
Carly Gibson
Jul 6
Romantic Movies Ruined By An Accurate Depiction Of Seasonal Allergies
Romantic Movies Ruined By An Accurate Depiction Of Seasonal Allergies
The Notebook: She tells him that allergy season is over. But he insists it isn’t over for him it — it still isn’t over.
Joe Viner
Jul 5
Open Letter From The Dogs Of New York City
Open Letter From The Dogs Of New York City
“Enough with loud noises please.”
Kenny Reilly
Jul 4
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