The Hit Job

Cockwomble elegy

An ode

In halls of gilded vanity, where shadows dance,
There roams a cockwomble, lost in hollow…

A season to forget: Las Vegas Raiders 2024

The Raiders’ season already feels like a lost cause

Trump assassination attempt: We’re all idiots

Watch as we roll out every possible whackadoodle theory…

Things that will shock us in the NFL Draft if they don’t happen

Meet the shadow boss

Behind every boss, you’ll find someone else running the show — the bad ass in the background. They know math. They can…

Seahawks/Cardinals — run Rudolph, run. Or David Johnson. Or Thomas Rawls.

He said / she said: Seattle…

Salary cap ills — The Seattle Seahawks have picked their poison

At some point, the Seattle Seahawks’ reign atop the NFC West will end. With an array of unanswered questions, the blue birds have the aura…

Flirting in the year 2048

An un-actionable conversation between a man and a woman in the future