Christmas, by Jim Bridgeman

From “Random Thoughts of a 75 Year-Old”

If You Don’t Ask You Don’t Get, If You Ask You Get Told Off.

The Seventh Art (Garbo Never Laughed)

Perhaps a quick look at an earlier piece_ The Seventh Art (A Paraprosdokian) might be useful…

LEST WE BE JADED

…How many “bummers” can a holiday endure?

Well, the turkey burned up and is inedible!

Well, maybe have eggs and potatoes instead.??

Stuff happens.