Joe BeeinThe HavenFrom The Desk Of Principal Amy CunnighamIt’s been a rollercoaster year. Only one student lost a thumb.·2 min read·May 22, 2024--1--1
Joe BeeinThe HavenAnthony Bourdain’s Resignation Letter From Applebee’s“An ounce of sauce covers a multitude of sins.”·2 min read·May 9, 2024--3--3
Joe BeeinThe HavenA Teacher’s Summer Tips For ParentsThey’re your problem now!·5 min read·May 8, 2024--2--2
Joe BeeinThe HavenScared Straight At 42No. I would not like any salt on that.·7 min read·May 4, 2024----
Joe BeeinSlackjawOffice Busybody Can’t Do It Alone, But Manages AnywayShe just needed someone to step up and bring the cutlery.·4 min read·Apr 24, 2024--2--2
Joe BeeinThe HavenMy 71-Year-Old Mother Wrote a Kink-Positive Adult Children’s Book For Gay MenI wish I were kidding.·6 min read·Apr 22, 2024--1--1
Joe BeeinThe HavenGod Owes Nigerian Gangsters MoneyThey say I owe them, but technically, God does.·5 min read·Apr 10, 2024--1--1
Joe BeeinThe HavenReflections in a Teenage EyeThree drawings of me by deranged eighth-graders.·4 min read·Apr 8, 2024----
Joe BeeinThe HavenLimp ExpectationsWhen you hire the Bizkit, you get the Bizkit.·5 min read·Apr 6, 2024----
Joe BeeinThe HavenTop 3 Times My Sister Thought I Was GayAnd I’m not even counting the Jared Leto body pillow.·5 min read·Apr 2, 2024--3--3