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Do Dogs Really Bring Out The Best In Us Or Is The Little Girl In That Dog Food Commercial A Total…

The memory of it still haunts me.

May 31, 2021

Do Dogs Really Bring Out The Best In Us Or Is The Little Girl In That Dog Food Commercial A Total…

May 31, 2021

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Visit with a Venerable but Retired Conspiracy Theory, New Coca-Cola Denier

Hi. You probably don’t remember me or don’t even know me at all if you are under a certain age. Once upon a time I was big in the world of…

Mar 29, 2021

Visit with a Venerable but Retired Conspiracy Theory, New Coca-Cola Denier

Mar 29, 2021

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The Haven

Thirty Failed Pick Up Lines Baby Boomers Have Tried With Millennials

1. Can you believe I have a granddaughter your age?

Feb 19, 2021

Thirty Failed Pick Up Lines Baby Boomers Have Tried With Millennials

Feb 19, 2021

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The Haven

Looking for a Wonderful Pet? Try a Climate Change Denier!

I have a new pet, I want you to know. And he is a sweet, loving, terrific addition to my household, just what I’ve been needing.

Oct 5, 2020

Looking for a Wonderful Pet? Try a Climate Change Denier!

Oct 5, 2020

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The Haven

Fahrenheit 451 the Sequel, As If Anybody Ever Actually Wanted There to Be One

Montag walked slowly toward the fire where Granger, the leader of the Book People, was huddled.

May 18, 2020

Fahrenheit 451 the Sequel, As If Anybody Ever Actually Wanted There to Be One

May 18, 2020

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The Haven

Patriotic and Inspiring Quotes for Home Distancing Heroes

I only regret that I have but one life to snooze for my country.

Apr 29, 2020

Patriotic and Inspiring Quotes for Home Distancing Heroes

Apr 29, 2020

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“Come with Me, Eugenia, If You Want to Live!”

“Come with me if you want to live!”

Apr 16, 2020

“Come with Me, Eugenia, If You Want to Live!”

Apr 16, 2020

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“Inglorious Walden,” a film by Thoreau and Tarantino

Written By Henry David Thoreau. Directed by Quentin Tarantino

Feb 18, 2019

“Inglorious Walden,” a film by Thoreau and Tarantino

Feb 18, 2019

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Slackjaw

The Book of Genesis as Condensed and Revised for Humanists

In the beginning, a burst of intense energy and an explosion of particle matter created the Sun and the Earth

Jan 27, 2019

The Book of Genesis as Condensed and Revised for Humanists

Jan 27, 2019

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The Haven

I Need a Course in How to Write Millennial

I may not be the premiere humor writer on the planet, but I’ve written a post or two that’s been published on the Internet and even…

Nov 3, 2018

I Need a Course in How to Write Millennial

Nov 3, 2018

Perry Block

Perry Block

One Boomer humorist trying to turn back the clock through parody, satire & anything else you want. My book “Nouveau Old, Formerly Cute” at https://goo.gl/PgpTbm

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