Scott HamiltoninThe HavenSo Long and Thanks for All The ChickenI survived Bangalore and all I got was this stupid Coke Zero.4d ago14d ago1
Scott HamiltoninThe HavenKarmaquencesNever attribute to karma that which is adequately explained by stupidity.Jun 101Jun 101
Scott HamiltoninThe HavenThat Wasn’t ChickenInsanity is found hidden in the hairy reality of our decisions.Jun 3Jun 3
Scott HamiltoninThe HavenParanoia is a Survival MechanismYou know you’re in paranoid mode when you smell your newly-opened can of diet Pepsi just to be sure… and even then you’re not sure.Apr 4Apr 4
Scott HamiltoninThe HavenFanning the Flames of ParanoiaHaving a blast in Bangalore is not all its cracked up to be.Mar 30Mar 30
Scott HamiltoninThe HavenBangalore: Clean and BeautifulYou keep saying that. I don’t think it means what you think it means.Mar 161Mar 161
Scott HamiltoninThe HavenOne Does Not Simply Cross the Street in BangaloreMom always told me to look both ways before crossing the street. I think she was trying to kill me.Mar 4Mar 4
Scott HamiltoninThe HavenWhat the Hell is That?!?!India is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you’re gonna get, and I’m scared.Feb 171Feb 171
Scott HamiltoninThe HavenHotel RoominationsThey named it The Royal Orchid. They were wrong.Feb 3Feb 3