Matt WalshinThe HavenInjuries decimate pro Tiddlywinks squad. “It’s next man up!”It’s been a rough year for the Baltimore Bearcats Tiddlywinks team. Injuries to four of the squad’s top eight players will make winning…·3 min read·Jun 9, 2024----
Matt WalshinThe HavenIt’s not my fault I can’t smile. I have a structural issue!Some people are born with dazzling smiles. When they smile, it lights up the room, people are drawn to them, they seem nicer, more…·3 min read·Jun 4, 2024----
Matt WalshinThe HavenEscape the madness. I bury my head in the sand in my backyard!I just couldn’t take it anymore. So much suffering, so much insanity. I decided there was only one solution to this world gone mad: bury my…·4 min read·May 16, 2024--1--1
Matt WalshinThe HavenAt age 66 my testosterone level is still high. Can I monetize this?Photo by Alena Darmel on pixels.com·4 min read·May 10, 2024--1--1
Matt WalshinThe HavenMy wife refuses to let me join her Girl’s Trip. So unfair!When my wonderful wife of 20 years said she’s planned a third different girls trip of the year, I finally snapped.·4 min read·Apr 30, 2024--4--4
Matt WalshinThe HavenMixology for the doomed. 12 cocktails for the world’s demise.Ready to expire in style? Here are your apocalypse-appropriate cocktails for a world beset by climate change, endless wars, deadly viruses…·2 min read·Apr 23, 2024----
Matt WalshTeachings on spiritual enlightenment from a Buddhist gun nut.Deepak Chotgun is many things: Buddhist monk, spiritual teacher, philosopher and serious gun nut. He’s the best-selling author of Buddhism…·3 min read·Apr 20, 2024----
Matt WalshinThe HavenI’m a Zombie. Here’s how the Zombie Apocalypse goes down. We’ve got priorities!Hi, my name doesn’t matter — we used to have names but ya know, radiation, virus, cataclysm — things got a bit scrambled and confused…·4 min read·Apr 2, 2024----
Matt WalshinThe HavenAction director apologizes for movie scene without guns or explosions·3 min read·Mar 25, 2024----
Matt WalshinSlackjawMy CPAP Mask Drives My Wife Crazy With Wanton Sexual Desire.CPAP, the ultimate sex toy and turn on.·3 min read·Mar 5, 2024--2--2