Matt WalshinThe HavenI’m a squid and sick of octopuses getting all the attention.Really, seems like people don’t even know we exist. Us, the squids. Why is it everyone ignores us and lavishes attention on the octopus?Jul 63Jul 63
Matt WalshinThe HavenSorry honey, I can’t tie you up in bed for sex.Sugar, kitten, baby-kins, I’m sorry. I can’t tie you up tonight and probe you with sex toys. And believe me, your sexual and erotic…Jun 297Jun 297
Matt WalshinThe HavenInjuries decimate pro Tiddlywinks squad. “It’s next man up!”It’s been a rough year for the Baltimore Bearcats Tiddlywinks team. Injuries to four of the squad’s top eight players will make winning…Jun 9Jun 9
Matt WalshinThe HavenIt’s not my fault I can’t smile. I have a structural issue!Some people are born with dazzling smiles. When they smile, it lights up the room, people are drawn to them, they seem nicer, more…Jun 4Jun 4
Matt WalshinThe HavenEscape the madness. I bury my head in the sand in my backyard!I just couldn’t take it anymore. So much suffering, so much insanity. I decided there was only one solution to this world gone mad: bury my…May 161May 161
Matt WalshinThe HavenAt age 66 my testosterone level is still high. Can I monetize this?Photo by Alena Darmel on pixels.comMay 101May 101
Matt WalshinThe HavenMy wife refuses to let me join her Girl’s Trip. So unfair!When my wonderful wife of 20 years said she’s planned a third different girls trip of the year, I finally snapped.Apr 304Apr 304
Matt WalshinThe HavenMixology for the doomed. 12 cocktails for the world’s demise.Ready to expire in style? Here are your apocalypse-appropriate cocktails for a world beset by climate change, endless wars, deadly viruses…Apr 23Apr 23
Matt WalshTeachings on spiritual enlightenment from a Buddhist gun nut.Deepak Chotgun is many things: Buddhist monk, spiritual teacher, philosopher and serious gun nut. He’s the best-selling author of Buddhism…Apr 20Apr 20
Matt WalshinThe HavenI’m a Zombie. Here’s how the Zombie Apocalypse goes down. We’ve got priorities!Hi, my name doesn’t matter — we used to have names but ya know, radiation, virus, cataclysm — things got a bit scrambled and confused…Apr 2Apr 2