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Courtesy, Professionalism, Respect — That Crap Comes Later
Courtesy, Professionalism, Respect — That Crap Comes Later
The NYPD has a tough new slogan
T. Kent Jones
Jul 27
Natalie Portman Was Discovered While Eating Pizza
Natalie Portman Was Discovered While Eating Pizza
Pizza ordering is serious business
Amy Sea
Jul 26
Yep, Uh-huh, I Totally Read Infinite Jest
Yep, Uh-huh, I Totally Read Infinite Jest
Oh, you want to talk about the book? Sure can do, thanks to me definitely having read it.
Nick Guadagnino
Jul 25
I Miss The Good Old Days When You Would Go To A Website And Read It
I Miss The Good Old Days When You Would Go To A Website And Read It
This was — oh, it must have been sometime in the late 2000s or early 2010s. The golden age of website articles!
Alex Baia
Jul 24
Dating Profiles Of Coffee
Dating Profiles Of Coffee
Boom boom, I’ll make your heart beat
Angus Duffin
Jul 23
I Am An Unpublished Manuscript Dying For Your Tender Caress
I Am An Unpublished Manuscript Dying For Your Tender Caress
You know you want me on top…of your TBR pile.
Rebecca Anne Nguyen
Jul 22
How I Almost Got A Back-Alley Circumcision
How I Almost Got A Back-Alley Circumcision
My wacky sexual miseducation from a third-grade P.E. teacher
Fergus Tuohy
Jul 20
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Accepting That Your Water-Proof Eyeliner Isn’t Coming Off
Accepting That Your Water-Proof Eyeliner Isn’t Coming Off
Making peace with the inevitable
Mara Macduff
Jul 19
As A Fan Of The Office, I Think Biden Should Drop Out Of The 2024 Election
As A Fan Of The Office, I Think Biden Should Drop Out Of The 2024 E...
An open letter to a president whose time has come.
Philip Walford
Jul 19
FAQs About Sending Your Jewish Child To A Christian Preschool
FAQs About Sending Your Jewish Child To A Christian Preschool
Q: Will my child become obsessed with Jesus? A: At first, no…
Julie Kling
Jul 18
Advice To My Future Self From My Present Self
Advice To My Future Self From My Present Self
First of all, congratulations on becoming a mega-multi-millionaire.
Alex Baia
Jul 17
Should I Eat This Food That Was Left In The Break Room At Work? A Flowchart
Should I Eat This Food That Was Left In The Break Room At Work? A F...
A flowchart that asks and answers the tough questions.
Adam Dietz
Jul 16
The Broken Breaking News!
The Broken Breaking News!
You’re not going to believe this
M. Nathan Robinson
Jul 15
I’m The Leftover Spaghetti You Tossed In The Trash!
I’m The Leftover Spaghetti You Tossed In The Trash!
Your culinary incompetence has shattered my dreams.
Tom Matthews
Jul 13
Me And Julio Now Must Legally Remain 500 Feet Away From The Schoolyard
Me And Julio Now Must Legally Remain 500 Feet Away From The Schoolyard
Mama Pajama, I am so, so sorry.
Patrick Coyne
Jul 12
Kung Fu Pope II: Rise Against The Sexbots, The Movie Trailer
Kung Fu Pope II: Rise Against The Sexbots, The Movie Trailer
Don’t miss this season’s most Catholic-packed experience
Katherine Shaw
Jul 11
The State Of My Dancing
The State Of My Dancing
When I plié, instead of gently bending my knees, I leap like a startled cat and knock myself out when my head hits the ceiling.
Alex Baia
Jul 10
I’m Beyond Grateful To Be Your BFF Whenever You’re In Between Relationships
I’m Beyond Grateful To Be Your BFF Whenever You’re In Between Relat...
Haters gonna hate.
Mayur Chauhan
Jul 10
An Open Letter To My Eleven-Year-Old Self: You Do Not, In The End, Turn Out To Be Very Much Like…
An Open Letter To My Eleven-Year-Old Self: You Do Not, In The End, ...
You turn out more like Jerry Orbach’s nebbish brother
Dave Goldstein
Jul 9
Moving You To BCC
Moving You To BCC
After you arrive here, you’re gonna wish that email had been a meeting.
Joe Berkowitz
Jul 8
Peloton Instructor Accidentally Gets Political
Peloton Instructor Accidentally Gets Political
“Let’s check out that leaderboard. Okay, Peloton, I see you! Let’s go Brandon!”
Carly Gibson
Jul 6
Romantic Movies Ruined By An Accurate Depiction Of Seasonal Allergies
Romantic Movies Ruined By An Accurate Depiction Of Seasonal Allergies
The Notebook: She tells him that allergy season is over. But he insists it isn’t over for him it — it still isn’t over.
Joe Viner
Jul 5
Open Letter From The Dogs Of New York City
Open Letter From The Dogs Of New York City
“Enough with loud noises please.”
Kenny Reilly
Jul 4
How Every Founding Father Celebrates July 4th
How Every Founding Father Celebrates July 4th
“Perhaps we shall light off some homemade pyro-works. What could possibly go wrong?”
Louie Aronowitz
Jul 4
There’s No Such Thing As A Free Pilates Class
There’s No Such Thing As A Free Pilates Class
Escape from aggressive gym marketing tactics
Kara Panzer
Jul 3
Imagined Interactions 11-Year-Old Me Had With Sylvester Stallone
Imagined Interactions 11-Year-Old Me Had With Sylvester Stallone
When you need Sly most, he’ll be there.
Adam Dietz
Jul 2
How To Eat A Mango
How To Eat A Mango
Give the fruit the respect it deserves
Hailey Clark
Jul 1
Man Card Revoked!
Man Card Revoked!
“What good are you?” I yelled at my useless penis as I urinated.
rob white
Jun 30
We’re Your Utility Company And We’d Like To Compare You To Your Neighbors
We’re Your Utility Company And We’d Like To Compare You To Your Nei...
You should know what your behavior means
Jennifer Haubrich
Jun 29
The Lives Of Young Female Aristocrats Vs. Middle-Class Millenial Women
The Lives Of Young Female Aristocrats Vs. Middle-Class Millenial Women
Oh, to be a 19th-century noblewoman
Hannah Wilkinson
Jun 28
The Sphincter — Detroit’s Answer To The Vegas Sphere
The Sphincter — Detroit’s Answer To The Vegas Sphere
I like big sphere’s and I cannot lie.
Peter Schooff
Jun 27
I’m Not Moving From In Front Of This Museum Painting
I’m Not Moving From In Front Of This Museum Painting
I’ve been standing in the same spot for hours, staring at one painting in the museum gallery. The crowd shuffles around me, straining to…
James Klein
Jun 26
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