Ask Polly: If I Dump My Needy Girlfriend, I’m Afraid I’ll Ruin Her Life!

How To Save Thanksgiving: It’s Fingo!

by Evelyn Everlady

Everyone Knows What Bitchiness Is

“[McMaster University psychology professor Tracy] Vaillancourt has studied women’s aggression techniques for several years; in a 2011 study hilariously titled ‘Intolerance of Sexy Peers,’ she and her research partner Anachal Sharma recorded college-aged women’s…

Polar Bear Baby Cute

“Workers in a zoo in Wakamaya, Japan, nurture a tiny five-day-old polar bear cub after his mother stops caring for him” is the description, but “holy mother of fuck has there ever been anything more goddamn adorable if I could shit out my feelings they would be a diarrhea cascade of ‘awwww’…

How Can You Be Bored When You’re Going To Die?

“I’ve never understood about boredom. I realise that with time and repetition all pleasures can run out. Yelling in our cots and watching them come to hover over us anxiously; sex; TV; reading; long walks on frosty afternoons if that is the sort of…

Chris Hughes Is 30

Happy birthday to Facebook co-founder/New Republic owner/publisher/editor-in-chief/cover-chooser Chris Hughes. Even though he has more money than you’d ever see if you somehow lived three lifetimes and he is only turning thirty today that doesn’t make you a failure. Or, you know, at least not a…

Milosh, “This Time”

New York City, November 25, 2013

★★★ After the brutality of the day before, a sort of apology. The slashing wind was gone, the Hudson…

Is Black Friday A Sham?