Who Does Your Cat Think You Are?

I spend a lot of time thinking about the bizarre life choice I’ve made to keep a small, furry, mid-level predator around my house. I feed it and dispose of its poop and allow it to stay in my apartment rent-free in exchange for, I guess, fun? It is a funny animal that…

What a Pack of Cigarettes Costs, in Every State

by Helen Holmes

The Darkness Before the Right

by Park MacDougald

The Sad, True Story of the Ground Zero Mosque

by Brendan O’Connor

A Complete Taxonomy of Internet Chum

by John Mahoney

Literary Magazines for Socialists Funded by the CIA, Ranked

by Patrick Iber

(Sugar) Baby’s First Date

by Charlotte O’Dair

How Minions Destroyed the Internet

by Brian Feldman

Do you know what Minions are? I’m serious. I keep thinking that I know what Minions are, and then I’ll lose three hours on poorly maintained Facebook pages and Pinterest tags and emerge from my trance sweaty, short of breath…

I Was an Amazon Chew Toy

by Corina Zappia