John CorteninThe HavenFlounders Only: The New Dating Site For Bottom-DwellersAnyone should get more than zero matches here1d ago11d ago1
John CorteninPitfall25 Common Expressions DecodedI don’t follow politics = I watched the debate and promptly moved into a cave.1d ago51d ago5
John CorteninDoctor FunnyThe Bipartisan Olympic Dressage Horse Coalition to Bring Back Mitt RomneyWe haven’t been this united since the Carrot Solvers Caucus2d ago2d ago
John CorteninThe HavenParis Olympics: Did Dated Resume Cost Boogaloo Shrimp Spot on Inaugural Breaking team?There was zero optimizing for ATS2d ago2d ago
John CorteninPitfallSneaking Dad’s Old Porn Into Trash Not as Easy as Everyone Says It isSexy time is over3d ago23d ago2
John CorteninThe HavenHow to Tell if You’re the Guy at the Bar No Wants to Talk ToThis may or may not be an intervention3d ago13d ago1
John CorteninPitfallEnough With The Iron Oxide And Aluminum-Impregnated Cellulose Paint On Zeppelins, Already!An open letter from Harvey Hindsight5d ago15d ago1
John CorteninThe HavenSatan Irked by Constant Need to Renovate Hell to Outdo Chaos on EarthEvery time you people start a war, I need to at least redecorate6d ago36d ago3
John CorteninThe HavenNewly-Separated Male (61) Seeking Only Mature Women (20–25) With Super Hard BodiesIt’s also okay if you’re 18 and have severe daddy issuesJul 27Jul 27
John CorteninThe HavenUSA Men’s Olympic Soccer Team Training Harder Than Ever for Quadrennial FailureIt’s not as easy as they make it lookJul 24Jul 24