Julia GiantomasiinThe Belladonna ComedyHow to Do an Out of State Transfer at a Central Jersey (Yeah, We Exist) DMVYou think you can just move here and become Jersey? Think again, buddy.4 min read·May 23, 2024--14--14
Julia GiantomasiinGreener Pastures MagazineA Skincare Convo with My Gal Pal EarthWe both may be doomed.3 min read·Apr 29, 2024----
Julia GiantomasiinGreener Pastures MagazineOpen Letter to Everyone Working From Home But Really Just Running ErrandsWe’ve gotten a little bit too comfortable and it’s time we dial it back a scooch3 min read·Jul 4, 2023--36--36
Julia GiantomasiinGreener Pastures MagazineQuiz: Excerpt From My Middle School Diary or Taylor Swift Lyrics?Because Taylor Swift made speaking teenage girl into a timeless art form worth $400 million2 min read·Oct 25, 2022--2--2
Julia GiantomasiinSlackjawCome On Over But Only If You’re Cool With Boogers On Every Surface In My HouseMake yourself comfortable in my booger haven!4 min read·Aug 4, 2022--2--2
Julia GiantomasiinGreener Pastures MagazineHot Tips From A Puppy To Level Up Your Kissing GameSelf-proclaimed expert smoocher with 10 months of experience here to tell you that you’ve been doing it all wrong3 min read·Jul 6, 2022--1--1
Julia GiantomasiYo, It’s Me, Your Fanny Pack, Here To Tell You To Stop Being Embarrassed By MeThe 90’s are back, baby!4 min read·Jun 27, 2022----
Julia GiantomasiinGreener Pastures MagazineA Letter to the Tenant From the Squirrel Living in the AtticHere’s hoping spring gets here soon because it has been a LONG winter sharing paper thin walls with you.3 min read·May 18, 2022--1--1
Julia GiantomasiinSlackjawFlossing For The Dentist? I’m Waxing For The OB-GYN.Vaginas are like a self-cleaning oven? Not today, folks.4 min read·Apr 22, 2022--3--3
Julia Giantomasiin2 Ho Ho Ho’sA List of Responses to “What Are Your Plans for Valentine’s Day?”Honestly Translated from a Single Female in her Thirties4 min read·Feb 14, 2022--1--1