Mark J. ShadyinThe Haven“Again With the Fucking Early Morning Activities?!”PENSACOLA, FL — After confirming with 4 staff members, 6 clients and even a few visitors and onlookers, it was pretty clear that Nancy…May 1517May 1517
Mark J. ShadyinThe HavenRobert Smith to Replace Sy Snootles as Lead Singer of Max Rebo BandWith exact dates and times soon to be announced, our sources have recently learned that singer Robert Smith, current frontman of The Cure…Mar 252Mar 252
Mark J. ShadyinDoctor FunnyMinimalist Lifestyle Appealing To Poor PeopleLatest Study Finds Living Without Creature Comforts Favor Those With Limited IncomeMar 1116Mar 1116
Mark J. ShadyinThe HavenReport: “I’m Gonna Throat-Punch Grandma if She Calls Scrabble, The Scramble, one More Time This…METHUEN, MA — Saying the joke had turned into an actual threat even before dessert was served, an anonymous member of the Creed family…Dec 15, 202326Dec 15, 202326
Mark J. ShadyinThe HavenMan Unaware Most Women Leave Him Off List Of Previous Sex PartnersCHARLOTTE, NC — According to sources close to area man Chad Hester, it was reported Thursday that, when discussing their sexual past, most…Dec 10, 20235Dec 10, 20235
Mark J. ShadyinThe HavenWoman Disappointed In Bikini Photos After Only Blocking 37 MenFORT MYERS, FL — Area woman and influencer, Cheyenne Cutler had confirmed earlier this week she was extremely disappointed with her most…Dec 4, 202315Dec 4, 202315
Mark J. ShadyinThe HavenDonut Shop Owner Makes Comfortable bed Inside Pastry CaseEAST LOS ANGELES — Remarking that absolutely no one dare question his dedication and steadfast work ethic, sources in the small business…Nov 30, 20233Nov 30, 20233
Mark J. ShadyinThe Haven“They’d Waste It On Booze,” Says Man In 7–11 Fedora, Denying Change To Homeless PersonSANTA MONICA, CA — Spotted by several onlookers near a local 7–11, visiting tourist Dale Fraser had been overheard, while reading a…Nov 23, 20238Nov 23, 20238
Mark J. ShadyinThe HavenMom Excited To Binge The One Series On The ThingFamily and friends of neighborhood mom, Gail Fry, had reported this week that the mother of three grown children and part-time elder-care…Nov 22, 2023Nov 22, 2023
Mark J. ShadyinThe HavenLaid-Back CEO Lets Employees Work Remotely From CubiclesSep 6, 202324Sep 6, 202324