It’s Been Years Since I’ve Worn a Matching Pair of Socks

And other ways I fail at being classy — OR —…

Friends Don’t Let Friends …

… “Drive Drunk” was the original, but let’s do an update.

Engines and Tampons

Two things I know nothing about. There are other things … but none make me happier…

POETRY

Do Not Read My Poetry, Sir

Keep your nose out of my business.

Things I hate

In line with Bev Potter ‘s wonderful piece on 10-things she hates, I thought I’d add a…

Here’s The Low-Down Story On Family Health

You must “de-feat” this problem.

How Many College Degrees Does It Take to Figure Out How to Use a Parking Meter?

Five is not enough!

I am ‘Accumulating Dates.’ I am NOT Getting Old!

Some might disagree. It’s all about how you respond.

Smashed Avocado anyone?

No word has been elevated up the ‘food chain’ as much as the word, “smashed”.

HUMOR

Blackberry Poop Pie

Or, the advantages of a colostomy bag.