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A Michelin Star Menu Of Stuff That I, The Parent Of A Toddler, Have Sadly Eaten
A Michelin Star Menu Of Stuff That I, The Parent Of A Toddler, Have Sadly Eaten
Mélange of tortilla chips and sand-encrusted Cheerios hand-harvested from the depths of the diaper bag
Elizabeth Simone
Oct 20
4 Signs You’re Looking At Modern Art And Not Garbage
4 Signs You’re Looking At Modern Art And Not Garbage
When does nothing become something, and when does something become art?
Toby Davis
Oct 19
It’s Time To Turn Off Your Phone
It’s Time To Turn Off Your Phone
There’s one problem: You have more scrolling to do.
Alex Baia
Oct 18
12 Astonishing Facts About Capybaras
12 Astonishing Facts About Capybaras
Everything you thought you knew about these enormous blunt-nosed rodents is wrong.
Laurie Miller Hornik
Oct 17
DAD! Your Daughter Is In DESPERATE NEED Of A Monthly Campaign Contribution!
DAD! Your Daughter Is In DESPERATE NEED Of A Monthly Campaign Contribution!
Your donation could be the difference between Annie’s Mac n Cheese and Sweetgreen for lunch!
Kenny Reilly
Oct 16
Welcome To Coldplay Towers, The Retirement Home For Elder Millennials!
Welcome To Coldplay Towers, The Retirement Home For Elder Millennials!
We thought of everything.
Beth Kander
Oct 16
Compensatory Law Ads That Got Us Sued
Compensatory Law Ads That Got Us Sued
Here are some of the campaigns that won our clients millions and cost us billions.
Tmo Bradach
Oct 15
More Heehee's and Hoohoo's
ChatGPT Is A Great Tool For Students, By ChatGPT
ChatGPT Is A Great Tool For Students, By ChatGPT
Fact: A.I. has never made a mistake
Devin Wallace
Oct 15
Rules For The School Carpool, And A Friendly Reminder, None Of The Children Is Possessed By A Demon
Rules For The School Carpool, And A Friendly Reminder, None Of The ...
Please don’t raise the temperature to try to “cook the devil out of Jeremy.”
Jim Tatalias
Oct 14
Interviewing Tips From A Guy Who Works For His Dad
Interviewing Tips From A Guy Who Works For His Dad
Never start the interview by telling the interviewer that getting hired for the job is your birthright.
Adam Dietz
Oct 14
I Should Not Have Taken My 7-Year-Old Daughter To See The Body Horror Film The Substance
I Should Not Have Taken My 7-Year-Old Daughter To See The Body Horr...
And I’m Woman enough to admit it
Caroline Diggins
Oct 13
The Scientific Community Desperately Needs Your Solar System Diorama
The Scientific Community Desperately Needs Your Solar System Diorama
Without this diorama, society will collapse, progress will stupor, and shoeboxes will go undecorated.
Rachel Rose Keller
Oct 12
We’re Looking For A Rockstar For This Low Impact High Stress Role
We’re Looking For A Rockstar For This Low Impact High Stress Role
If you can’t handle the (spread)sheets, get out of the office.
Erin A Ross
Oct 11
What I, An American, Will Say To The Clueless Europeans Who Visit My Country
What I, An American, Will Say To The Clueless Europeans Who Visit M...
Cheese is not dessert. Write that down.
Alex Baia
Oct 10
What Happens When You Move In Together Before Your First Date?
What Happens When You Move In Together Before Your First Date?
Absolute chaos or appreciation?
Kelly Shanley
Oct 9
As A Liberal Woman, There’s Nothing I Love More Than Late-Term Abortions
As A Liberal Woman, There’s Nothing I Love More Than Late-Term Abor...
Except for after-birth abortions…
TJ Dawe
Oct 9
Fact Checking Animal Myths We Were Told As Children
Fact Checking Animal Myths We Were Told As Children
Learn why you should put your hands all over that birds nest after all.
Tmo Bradach
Oct 9
Updated Guest Cottage Guidelines
Updated Guest Cottage Guidelines
Our house, our rules
Tom Navratil
Oct 8
No You May Not Borrow My Fountain Pen
No You May Not Borrow My Fountain Pen
Your unmanicured fingers are better suited for a Bic Round Stic
Graeme Carey
Oct 8
It’s Time We Stop Working In Silos, Because It’s Inefficient And Corn Dust Keeps Jamming The Printer
It’s Time We Stop Working In Silos, Because It’s Inefficient And Co...
We are working diligently to address the unanticipated problems associated with working in large, tall buildings meant solely for breaking d
Meg Reid
Oct 7
Your Phone’s Notes App Has Been Compromised
Your Phone’s Notes App Has Been Compromised
We apologize for this slight oopsy-daisy!
Nat Hrvatin
Oct 7
15 Reasons We Should Not Hold Hands In Public Anymore
15 Reasons We Should Not Hold Hands In Public Anymore
Love isn’t a factor but that one wart on your thumb sure is.
L.D. Blevins
Oct 6
If Humor Writers Described Their Work As If They Were Running A Local Craft Business
If Humor Writers Described Their Work As If They Were Running A Loc...
The key ingredients in my craft humor articles are buzzwords paired with trendy phrases.
Rowdy Geirsson
Oct 5
Attracting Suckers
Attracting Suckers
A self-help Guru’s playbook
The Spoken Blog
Oct 4
My Cold Is Worse Than Yours, I Can Tell
My Cold Is Worse Than Yours, I Can Tell
When I told you I was feeling a bit under the weather, “Me too” was not the correct response.
Sarah James
Oct 4
An Antiques Expert Drops By First-Grade Show-And-Tell
An Antiques Expert Drops By First-Grade Show-And-Tell
No discernible qualities suggest this rock has any value.
Dan Gutenberg
Oct 3
Welcome To Hollywood!
Welcome To Hollywood!
Glitzville. Tinseltown. The City of Lights and Also Cameras and Also Action.
Eli Burnstein
Oct 2
A Keto Influencer Reviews “The Fattiest” Brasilia Steakhouse
A Keto Influencer Reviews “The Fattiest” Brasilia Steakhouse
Damn, there’s more grease in this thing than in a Jiffy Lube.
Tobi Pledger
Oct 2
What The Canada Geese Are Really Saying As They Migrate
What The Canada Geese Are Really Saying As They Migrate
“So I go to the playground and I take this massive dump at the end of the slide…”
Kelli Huggins
Oct 1
Honey, I Shrunk The Woman I’m Cheating On You With
Honey, I Shrunk The Woman I’m Cheating On You With
I’m so embarrassed I don’t even know where to start.
Julien Perez
Oct 1
Letter From The Alumni Association That Tracked You Down
Letter From The Alumni Association That Tracked You Down
You tried to get away from us, didn’t you?
James Klein
Sep 30
I’m In The Mime Gang From The Warriors, And I Think We Need A New Look
I’m In The Mime Gang From The Warriors, And I Think We Need A New Look
Was there a vote I wasn’t aware of?
Graeme Carey
Sep 30
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