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Should I Eat This Food That Was Left In The Break Room At Work? A Flowchart
Should I Eat This Food That Was Left In The Break Room At Work? A Flowchart
A flowchart that asks and answers the tough questions.
Adam Dietz
Jul 16
The Broken Breaking News!
The Broken Breaking News!
You’re not going to believe this
M. Nathan Robinson
Jul 15
I’m The Leftover Spaghetti You Tossed In The Trash!
I’m The Leftover Spaghetti You Tossed In The Trash!
Your culinary incompetence has shattered my dreams.
Tom Matthews
Jul 13
Me And Julio Now Must Legally Remain 500 Feet Away From The Schoolyard
Me And Julio Now Must Legally Remain 500 Feet Away From The Schoolyard
Mama Pajama, I am so, so sorry.
Patrick Coyne
Jul 12
Kung Fu Pope II: Rise Against The Sexbots, The Movie Trailer
Kung Fu Pope II: Rise Against The Sexbots, The Movie Trailer
Don’t miss this season’s most Catholic-packed experience
Katherine Shaw
Jul 11
The State Of My Dancing
The State Of My Dancing
When I plié, instead of gently bending my knees, I leap like a startled cat and knock myself out when my head hits the ceiling.
Alex Baia
Jul 10
I’m Beyond Grateful To Be Your BFF Whenever You’re In Between Relationships
I’m Beyond Grateful To Be Your BFF Whenever You’re In Between Relationships
Haters gonna hate.
Mayur Chauhan
Jul 10
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An Open Letter To My Eleven-Year-Old Self: You Do Not, In The End, Turn Out To Be Very Much Like…
An Open Letter To My Eleven-Year-Old Self: You Do Not, In The End, Turn Out To Be Very Much Like…
You turn out more like Jerry Orbach’s nebbish brother
Dave Goldstein
Jul 9
Moving You To BCC
Moving You To BCC
After you arrive here, you’re gonna wish that email had been a meeting.
Joe Berkowitz
Jul 8
Peloton Instructor Accidentally Gets Political
Peloton Instructor Accidentally Gets Political
“Let’s check out that leaderboard. Okay, Peloton, I see you! Let’s go Brandon!”
Carly Gibson
Jul 6
Romantic Movies Ruined By An Accurate Depiction Of Seasonal Allergies
Romantic Movies Ruined By An Accurate Depiction Of Seasonal Allergies
The Notebook: She tells him that allergy season is over. But he insists it isn’t over for him it — it still isn’t over.
Joe Viner
Jul 5
Open Letter From The Dogs Of New York City
Open Letter From The Dogs Of New York City
“Enough with loud noises please.”
Kenny Reilly
Jul 4
How Every Founding Father Celebrates July 4th
How Every Founding Father Celebrates July 4th
“Perhaps we shall light off some homemade pyro-works. What could possibly go wrong?”
Louie Aronowitz
Jul 4
There’s No Such Thing As A Free Pilates Class
There’s No Such Thing As A Free Pilates Class
Escape from aggressive gym marketing tactics
Kara Panzer
Jul 3
Imagined Interactions 11-Year-Old Me Had With Sylvester Stallone
Imagined Interactions 11-Year-Old Me Had With Sylvester Stallone
When you need Sly most, he’ll be there.
Adam Dietz
Jul 2
How To Eat A Mango
How To Eat A Mango
Give the fruit the respect it deserves
Hailey Clark
Jul 1
Man Card Revoked!
Man Card Revoked!
“What good are you?” I yelled at my useless penis as I urinated.
rob white
Jun 30
We’re Your Utility Company And We’d Like To Compare You To Your Neighbors
We’re Your Utility Company And We’d Like To Compare You To Your Nei...
You should know what your behavior means
Jennifer Haubrich
Jun 29
The Lives Of Young Female Aristocrats Vs. Middle-Class Millenial Women
The Lives Of Young Female Aristocrats Vs. Middle-Class Millenial Women
Oh, to be a 19th-century noblewoman
Hannah Wilkinson
Jun 28
The Sphincter — Detroit’s Answer To The Vegas Sphere
The Sphincter — Detroit’s Answer To The Vegas Sphere
I like big sphere’s and I cannot lie.
Peter Schooff
Jun 27
I’m Not Moving From In Front Of This Museum Painting
I’m Not Moving From In Front Of This Museum Painting
I’ve been standing in the same spot for hours, staring at one painting in the museum gallery. The crowd shuffles around me, straining to…
James Klein
Jun 26
Were We Just On The Same Date?
Were We Just On The Same Date?
When one of you enjoyed it and one of you endured it
Kelly Shanley
Jun 26
This Brutally Honest Restaurant Menu Has Something For Everyone
This Brutally Honest Restaurant Menu Has Something For Everyone
We got you, boo
Lisa Hides
Jun 26
Let’s Have Date Night In Our Mudroom
Let’s Have Date Night In Our Mudroom
Adding romance to the room that already has everything.
Devin Wallace
Jun 25
He Was Perfect Except He Owned A Jurassic Park Car
He Was Perfect Except He Owned A Jurassic Park Car
“Want to go for a ride?” Michael asked with a raised eyebrow. I mumbled, “Uh, sure?”
Alex Baia
Jun 24
I’m The Retainer You’ve Neglected To Wear Since High School, And I Still Crave Your Touch
I’m The Retainer You’ve Neglected To Wear Since High School, And I ...
A plea.
Jaemin Feldman
Jun 22
I’m A Few Hours Ahead Of You
I’m A Few Hours Ahead Of You
Good afternoon, colleague! Or is it still the morning over there? I keep forgetting.
Eli Burnstein
Jun 21
The Love Languages Of Your Dysfunctional Family
The Love Languages Of Your Dysfunctional Family
You won’t find these in any online quiz.
Amanda Goble
Jun 20
I’m The Genius Who Just Cracked This Murder Case So Of Course The First Person I’m Telling Is You…
I’m The Genius Who Just Cracked This Murder Case So Of Course The F...
Glad I chose to confront you alone and unarmed in a remote location.
Talia Argondezzi
Jun 19
I Work With A Hottie, But I Don’t Make It Creepy At All
I Work With A Hottie, But I Don’t Make It Creepy At All
I deserve a medal for being such a nice guy
Jim Mercurio
Jun 19
An Escape Room For Mom
An Escape Room For Mom
Do you have what it takes to get her out?
Shana Genre
Jun 18
We’re A Company Whose Boots You Clicked On Once, And Now We Are Email-Stalking You
We’re A Company Whose Boots You Clicked On Once, And Now We Are Ema...
Hey girl, did you forget something? Here’s the link for the boots.
Viktoria Shulevich
Jun 18
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